Monday, August 3, 2015

VULGAR...!!! TELL THEM THE TRUTH

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NO woman likes poorly done sex!!! yes you heard me right .We are brought up in society that demonize the sacred awesome act due to sluggish backward retarded-mess... philosophies backdating to 11th century. Yes you call it pink, brown blue ,navy and all names.... but let me put things  IN black n white

Image result for failed parent picsIn a fast paced developing country like Kenya ....wololololo! its the greatest mistake to ignore the real  stinking wound amidst us. As for me, am never shocked by saddening news that flock our media outlets lately; of pastors found screwing their followers wife's,,,,neither is it a juicy gossip for me to see a Nyeri man chopped off his antennae. Okay what about bestiality happening daily even in very sophisticated posh neighborhood?... Come on let me also get an  answer for the growing gay-ism and lesbianism especially in an African set-up where our tradition norms dictated our behavior???  And the fresh saga of high school girls inserting edible fruit to satisfy the nuisance of their emotional escapade. PARENTS...YOU HAVE FAILED THE CURRENT GENERATION ...PERIOD. The systems put in place are skewed and inclined to inflict fear in individuals than liberate them from the evil. 

Through a recent survey, 61% of all campus ladies at their first month in campus life are virgin but by the moment they clock the end of 2nd year only 5% are ! So parents ;when any- lady grabs the freedom and distance asserts the situation, all your ill -fiery induced teaching flee their mind and the peer pressure free masons terrorize their souls from all side. Some smoke hard stuff that can terminate a intoxicated haunting past action. Sex to some parent is a taboo, yes !! Therefore why do you curse the heavens when  your daughter brings  you a bubbly princess or a charming prince? And again why also do you dictate what is or not right? to an extend of offering abortion fee and stern scary warning not to be seen in the vicinity of the neighborhood if not only sniffing their names. It leaves many valleys apart if not mourning graveside closer.  Mind you some of your daughter and sons will be cursing you even more after reading this piece. some will never imagine to come back and would rather seek asylum in filthy germicidal brothel than living with a typical threat impostor an imbecile ,failure of their responsibilities and obligation bestowed in them by the Mighty Father; Being a shepherd,a counselor, mentor, a guardian...and many more titles.

Image result for failed parent picsthe world is a bank of knowledge, wisdom comes from avid insights... but in a case where online content is the teacher...  cases where Google is the only answer to problems? a world where people are so close to each other yet they are walking in the messy streets of flooded Myanmar, some in the busy clubs of California  to the carnal   brothels of Casanova. no more communication, no physical contact nothing!!! The true aspect of  a community is senseless. No wonder a married couple will have a million encrypted passwords in their gadgets...each sex-chatting with a virtual portrait yet the distance between them is air and words....

 a lot of thing are still pending .... but as long as you are a parent/guardian  bridge the gap... emotionally, psychologically and physically etc...maintain your parental position and guide the way... 

DEAR  PARENT YOU ARE HIGHLY TREASURED.
May you be blessed abundantly for reading this.... THANK YOU

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Sunday, August 2, 2015

STRIKING CHELSHIT VS ARSENIC ......HOME OF FOOTBALL DRAMA !!!!!!!!..

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nipeni challenge ii ni omena  tu
The heat is back...the man of unnecessary drama is back...rivalry getting more nastier. Competition whatsoever is a disjointer of a long standing peace but living a world that measures success by the number of medals lifted and the position one is, it only gets worst. Chelsea is a cockroach team lead by noisy coach and as observed the decay is even more in the young in-visionary fan base...enchanting ululation of short sightedness and short lived glory. Mourino could have been a Kenyan traffic police for he well know the power of Strong buses all packed at the round-a bouts from all feeder roads. its pathetic he lacks style, rather he inflicts indecisive fear to both the team and fan making them look like rained on baboons


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nugu iii...boga shit uone.
Meet the professor Mr. Bean, seemingly suffering from severe ulcers and the man will show you what football professionalism is. "the only siting coach to have won unbeaten record in the world of EPL all time records. Their rivals "chelshit" only short lived the dream but came trampling down like a county council mission of exterminating unwanted flats.
Arsenal will by all means win today's match and lift their first trophy appetizer  & no matter what, the slaty competitors may purport;it will only be waste of undesired energies...

Image result for arsenal chelsea rivalry picsi warn Kenyan sport- pesa fraternity and any other betting platform across board to save themselves from embarrassments today because it will sound  a double tragedy... and a loss originating from noisy neighbors only tarnishing the cool of the blue skies is the worst omen ever
i rest my case by predicting that as the alphabet goes Chelsea will always be breathing the foul smell of failure and will trail behind Arsenal throughout. GO!GO!GO!ARSENAL...

SOLIDARITY  together....
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Saturday, August 1, 2015

the best present you can give any parent is hope for a brighter future vested in you © gift 2015

Tacking men heads-on...



Image result for power of a woman picsThe power of a woman .
Love almost made me get laid in rest in pieces rot bed. The epitome of betrayal and a combination of the worst experiences led to an undesired ultimate conclusion ...life got no meaning. A second chance of life dawned on me when I realized I could at least limp from my nurse bed to accomplish basic biological processes of faecation. Thoughts flocked from all angles and however the psychological tumor I suffered bore scrupulous decisions-I swear the last thing you should ever imagine is death !!!. I have a testimony, the power of a woman, a true taste of half-death, and half-life. Do you think we enjoy walking through the streets of  campus and busy town centres with the evidence we had unsafe sex? Only a real gentleman provides unbreakable pillar and a healthy shoulder to their beloved at the trying moments. I throw a challenge to you!
I dumbly lived in a dream stream all my life, and like any other girl, sharing is the last thing in their vocabulary, for we are naturally engineered to be go-getters, owners not options and any mistaken influx only leads to passing on, like my mama taught me “give your toys to the young ones” .  Any creature with a hanging antennae between their legs is a typical monster, a philanthropic charitable master of generosity ceremonies always ready and willing to donate. They are loaded with severe missiles seemingly harmless but ask my fellow female friends the last time they swore never to be screwed down there was the chilling morning or late night; piercing pain came raping them to terminate mysterious mistaken creature or hours before the jubilance of a safe delivery. Men don’t you ever, ever!!!; think you can measure up the power of a woman!!!  A lot happens in a ladies lifecycle, does anyone of you ever realize how much we struggle with monthly cramps, moods swinging right, north, left and cross-land?
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A woman loves with their ears not like this random team mafisi dumb folded by every photo-shopped make up woman who hijacks their sight in both the market place  or online scum spam’s flocking their platforms. FYI most of you are greedy bastards, one minute performers and makeshift rascals." the power of a woman" Hahah, so what chance do you stand compared to my artificial dildos that can satisfy me, fly me to cloud 20 and back thus cursing any dude who ever wasted my time and their energies only to dump mucus quarter way the journey? This simply answers why I  have to do it with Kim every other month. So, up your game if you wanna stay relevant, respect your woman and be responsible for your action. Handsome is not a ticket to parenthood, so raise to the occasion and remember the gross mistake you can make is talk of your fathers or parents success when dating a reputable lady!!! You got that ...it’s a shame. I got Mullah, I got brains n looks, I got class, I got style, I got integrity just to name a few. Live with it or hang!  

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

MEET KENYAS YOUNGEST MODEL...






"her smile keeps me going." 
meet my best-friend, a colleague and the mother to the most beautiful youngest model i have ever met.@avie

"Life is like a river, it has sharp bends, steep noisy lodges to calm broad whispering benches. This summarizes my entire life. i have dined at the worst parties of my life but too have danced to ululation of my success. Am not perfect, that makes me a human," she chuckles. 

Being a single parent to a wonderful angel is the best irony that fill the vacuum of my weaknesses  with stars of jubilance, hope and resilience expelling the void of loneliness and for sure the grace of the Mighty Lord has been sufficient in my life.


Accepting reality is the first step to freedom from the bondage of unworthiness/failure  and a jump start to a fulfilling life. I bore my daughter in my 3rd year and I accepted the situation after a healthy relation hit its dead-end .This has been my most liberating decision that have ever made although panic and psychological stress are inevitable at the initial stages of the new life.

Am so humbled to be raising a queen, living daily to see her smiles that clear all my worries and amplify my life to a unified purposeful highway.I can walk all nights and over the monster tornadoes to make her life the best ever.she continues. 


 vulnerability in female gender is a strenuous nuisance that has come a long way over the ages. I wonder when a joint investment tends to a stand alone mission. its a pity . As for me, am raising a noble respectable woman for a man some place but am left perturbed i have not yet met the real man-made for me and its my challenge to every woman out there, you are a great woman,a mentor and the mantle of the next generations.

thanks for the love. MAMA LOVES YOU AVIE MORE AND MORE

aviana



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REVEALED !!!! CAMPUS LOVEBED EVERY WOMAN REGRETS ABOUT!!!!!!

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A 3D live movie in the messy streets of campus love beds 
Campus life is an entangled mesh work of awesome to dull moments /interactions and circles all Spanned in the name of being the cream/epitome of education. With short lived new re-owned freedom after the longest mutual family imprisonment and denial of right to freedom,which at all angles is anchored to a cause-effect portfolio, everyone has the sole duty to be their own custodians and responsible for their life's.

Ladies are always susceptible to all dangers as well as their counter part. Down the line of educational timeline, one regrets of missed opportunities, underutilized chances, mistakes that have accrued to the brim of their life knots and serial failure that is enchained to the obligatory standard of education.Counter checking  and defying all odds  that show up at the door step of life is the best decision anyone can ever adopt as a survival tactic in the university fraternity. From drug abuse to immature marriages, nasty politics and noisy blasty room bashes that exemplify the monsters within every stakeholder it a detrimental mistake to ignore the realities that befall us.


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I have met most of my girl- friends who are so pissed off by their boyfriends with  the change of events from an all time queen to a useless side-dish. Some made pregnant and dumped which has resulted to some comrades deferring their studies to care for the developing innocent creature while others opting for even more suicidal decisions like abortions  which has  caused the loss of our beloved sisters, aunties, cousins etc. 

The drama around campus relationships is the worst scenario in real life time but a credible woman rising above the male-dominant cocoons of irresponsible douche bags is an all time noble task. I salute all the campus fathers who stick by their sons and daughters even if the relationship is continents apart.

Raising a queen or a king for a useless sperm donor can be the worst joke of all times. Resilience,humility  and persistence  has been a huge attribute to our golden ladies who willingly or unknowingly ended in the messy snare of a single parenthood. It might be their mistake but remember been a mother is not just a mama-mboga business but a lifetime commitment to an innocent being who doesn't understand the shift in economies or the raise or fall of the Kenyan shilling against the dollar. Lucking enough there are super iron lady and giving them the credit cant cost a dime.



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Sunday, July 26, 2015

never  mistake your friends friends to be your friends...keep your head above ground  © gift 2015

Saturday, July 25, 2015

simple, stylic and elegant ... THE Nairobian Chick!!!




Most of us (Kenyans) this weekend are out of town and from the serious hustle and bustle  of the city. With tremendous improvement of the ever constant traffic in Nairobi Kenya the only best decision is to get outer the city to upcountry, meet friends, play kalongolongo, hide and see or visit granny in the shags.. 
For big boys you can assist your shamba boys with the cowboys skills in the bushy thickets of your county side ...

Most ladies are caught up with serious cleanings and maybe preparation  of the best local meals ever at least to give their family a dietary shift. The other huge ladies  chunk is in get-together, movie dens, family visits or even hiking/camping ..
Nairobian chick ...if you are out of town and wanna enjoy the scene ,you might mind checking your dress code and here is the best decision you can ever make .

Having in mind the status of weather is the best decision so far.. please this is July keep warm and be intensively informed of any changes that  might be coming your way.
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Infuse style and elegance everyday but keep your integrity maximum....
Enjoy your bubbly Obama weekend holiday ... it can be your home coming/return too ...put a smile on a granny and family members this weekend.... stay blessed
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My Love,

My Love, I know that life can be tough, And bring you down when things get rough. But I want you to know, my dear, That you are strong and y...