Showing posts with label lifestyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lifestyle. Show all posts

Saturday, May 9, 2020

#CallPolis

Avoid all women,
Yes Ladies 
With overrated self importance
Whom Immortalize elf
Forever demanding to be Called First
With petty pretty feeling 
Just because someone son
Is Naively n blind hooked
Into the silly Swiry Gimmicks
Like Hyenas on the Deathroad 

Dear Men...Avoid them girls 
Flimsily slaying "Queens"
The petite online zombies
Trapped in persona trash
Spreading wide to pay off for bills
Because to them Thrill drills
Holidays in front of a Cum~era gay/guy
Is the Legit shit 
Make up, their All-time Okoa Jahazi
With expensivish laughish life-style 
To them Dollar is their god
And thighland the goldmine

To be a man
You must rain their streets With moola ...
more ruin their useless health 
Puff Puff pass ....spank spank the Ass

©Gkatolo2020

Sunday, January 26, 2020

5 Degrees


Dear Egerton,
You took away My Innocence,
Confessions I cant Keep any More,
You snatched my Virginity,
During our Kilimo Fresher's Night,
I felt Helpless and So fresh,
Spreading my Thighs arc at ARC,
With freedom and Variety,
That quenched my diet,
Of Love at first sight,
Yearnings  all Right,
A fairly classic Love spell,
With Mr. Right.

Njoro taught me Pure sorrow,
Break ups and Press ups,
Of Life in this chilling Weather,
For you were the perfect Feathers,
Bitter pills that hurt still,
For I was your Hoe n you left me sore,
I felt uneasy, as you approached me,
But the  Main Library ambiance,
Gave me a lifetime fiance
A chance to exile
The Docile 😂 🙈

Dear Senior common room,
Your Dinner made me the Meal,
And taught me the forbidden drink
Wine that made Speak in Tongues,
Habits that became Norm
Secrets that Mama must never Know,
And the Door to Door Campaigns,
A nuisance full of goodies 
Friends cum lovers
All paying sequencing visit
With Gilanis full pack

Dear Midways, you left me mid way
After snatching my Naivety
Plus Privacy
You humiliated me
With whisky truth and Dares
A church Girl gone wild
Daddy's Daughter at slaughter

Dear Lower field
I still hate why you made me trip
The convenience with my crush prayer partner
The best Mistake ever witnessed 
With a real warrior who was  never afraid
To unmask my feelings
Too bad Marc was so focused
Ambushing with Biblical rhetorics
While massaging my Moods at Mess
Mess I can't Spill

Yes 

Kilimo gave me Lectures
Welfare gave me a fair-fare deal
Swimmo made me Naughty 
Prof. & Dr. xxx, still my xxx Guru
Egerton Bae still the best Blessing 
A miracle in the Highlands. 

Dear Corridors of FASS
Puff puff Pass
You are the Mysterious Mistress
Who taught me beauty in theatre,
Romantic Hugs tranquilizing the Campus
Mayengs pampered 
With finest Horticulture Rose flowers,
Easy to Hate why I chose AGED;
11 -13 Units  made me Thirsty 
More look Thirty 
Pursuits that left me soleless 
A muchatha life in Gumboots
5:30 milking in Suites 

Thanks God,  

I graduated with 5 Degrees.
A lifetime pedigree
And a 360 Degrees
Life Decree.

©Gkatolo2020

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Alma Nostalgia

We met At Njox,
Buying Sukuma Wiki,
To just Push our Week,
We later queued at Kitchenette,
To showcase our Tribal Cooking Skills
A fragrance Of Kenyan Meals
Seasoned our moments,
Before Attending Bible Study
In the Buzzing electioneering month.


We later bumped at Keep Left
Enjoying the Ega-Yoghurt,
And My Guts got me Rolling,
Can we stroll to Odhis Cafe,
His Tatton Chips were Spot on,
A diet that massaged our Desires,
As we were Sightseeing the Ilamas,
Memories that gave me goosebumps
As we made Love at the Botanical Garden.


You never cared that i lived in Ruwe
Your Hopes were extreme with EcotBae
We tormented your Runda roomies
With Roaching that never seized
Our occasional Pavilion tours,
Njoro caves and Gate B
Were the Best Vacation Packages
That Grew our Love.
The TAP eggs were fine
And the Bs CU sermon
Were the best teachings
Beyond Comms, Comp,Calculus or Bota 101
Tribulations of Retake Fears.


Remember the Many times
We kissed at Maringo,
The telenovela we wrote at HollyBao,
The Many Bashes we rocked at Riverview
The Stoning, at BuruBuru
Midnight candle, we burned at Ed.
And selfies we took at Gradsquare
The Mutura we ate at Right
All night Cold chat at Booster,
I miss Our Volley,
Lets go back, To our Alma
Make Love Again
At the Castle
And Call our Baby EGERTON.

©GKatolo 2020
 ~~Thank you~~

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Flat Tyre

Am on flat tyre
In this race of Life
Off the Speed bumps 
With Spring all jammed
Am out of Gas
Passing out in this Jungle 
With Aching knocked engine.
Life I never imagined as a baby
The wind is blowing away
The fragrance of my Life
My breath taken away
Life on this Rail.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

P.A.S.S

The jungle is humble
The puzzle is pure trouble
The hustle is all struggle
Gas and Pass

Life is a journey
Don’t adjourn before Morn
Invest in a Process
Be Patient this is not an accident
Pace and pass

You will feel alone
Even in a crowd of Pretenders
You will feel the scorn
If you live to Impress
Press and Pass

©GKatolo 2020
Thank you

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Journey Honey.

Weather perfect
Reminds Best & Worst
Excess of everything
Tough but We soldier On

Together tucked in  feathers
Furnace that harness
Our fineness
Life in phases




Thursday, December 5, 2019

One People

Kenyans for Kenya
Is Our Natural Spirit
Glory Glory Kenya
Is our Unwavering outfit 

We are greater than the rifts
Of cultures East or west of the valleys
Our unity deeper than the Rifts
Forever bounded together as allys

Lets Forget out Differences 
And more celebrate our Diversity
Lets meant the Fences
For humanity is Universality.

We grow and glow
When Unity and Harmony Won
We Soldier And Conquer 
Together As One.



Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Shut Up.

Stuff up your shit
Shut up that shit
That hit the Fuck up
Get lit by the Make up
Nothing Happened.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Shut Up.

Stuff up your shit
Shut up that shit
That hit the Fuck up
Get lit by the Make up
Nothing Happened.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Money friendship.

Money and friendship
A sour relationship
With back and Forth partnership
Forever a seesawing ship
Tilting with no fulltime membership
A bitter fellowship
That goes south with a slight flip

A journey of betray sediments
Full of Incompatible condiments
For Persona interests remain permanent
And Strategic Alignment
Is a lifetime assignment
No contentment
No commitment

Beware
Of their Sole affair
Don't you dare
To Stare
As they slain your Share
For this is a tit for tat pair
So bare, it is so rare.
Just care but Always beware.

They will fail
When you most Need
They will go under
When you sinking below sea level
They will hurt
When you trust most
They will betray
At the hour of sacrifice
BEWARE.

Friday, July 5, 2019

Captain Bob

The Melodies of Jazz
Hum with a buzz
To the Fallen Warrior
Bob Collymore
The legend of this century
We celebrate you Captain

A trailblazer,
An Iconic humble dad
A tower of wisdom
A magnum of diligence & vision
A revolutionary leader
The Epitome of humility
Hardworking cool buddy
With Hawk focus
Transformed Kenya
Warmed our Souls
And left a lifetime  blueprint
Never to be forgotten
Its well Angel Bob ❤ 💖

The gracious force of purpose
With no regret bed us farewell
Without a fumble, he bowed down
Accepting the Will...
We are here for a reason and a season
And His, was Maturely Over
A time to join the Angels
Was ripe and prime
Shine on your Highway Captain

Monday, July 1, 2019

Resilience

Resilience
Is the engine in silence
Hanging on  persistence
Regardless of the  life nuisance

As life hurts
Words for sure cuts
Limiting the farts to your heart
Keeps your peace fat.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Tai-ghter Taveta Bae

She is pretty
With pure abyss of Elegance
Sparkling warm face
Donned with a glaring smile
Always humble
Sweet and Calm
She is a royal Queen
A princess of Motherland
Pushing beyond her limits
The pursuit of leaving a blue print
Amazingly gorgeous
Forever charming
Born with a charisma of Conqueror
Oh Darling

Accept my adoration
Please excuse my heart
Just to flow in emotions
Pureness of Ages
Awesomeness of days
Months I have known you
Years I have fallen for you
Wits with no match
Simplicity your inner mould

I wish I had a day.
An hour to pour my soul
A second to pat your back
A minute to feel your warmth
Hugs and more Kisses.
For in this Day...
I still miss my Booster
I am strong but weak
That's why I feel shy
At times to express my heart
Taita Bae..You are Adored

....with much Love💋💋💋💞💞🎉💞🙏🏽
@GiftKatolo

Friday, February 1, 2019

Game of Chess

New order
World of Wars
Economic & political maniacs
Policies and Policing
Dominance and oppression
To Them,Ignorant lesser beings

Systemic Fraud
Conglomerate Opportunist
Wealth creation &much more
Charities to Easen their adversities
Survival for the fittest
Is the Sweepstakes to Who is who

States in fracas
Status of badass
Interests and More money interests
The loot of global wealth lot
Investing more and infecting
Them with delusional option
A genetic train,  in the pact of dominance

More pawns at stake
More prawns as my stake
As the Queen Roams
Terrorising your core empires
With infectious Smile
Clawing you to submission
Yes this is the mission
Of Survival and Existence
Some Knights will be sacrificed
The rook being more crook
Right & Straight
The game of Chess.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Lord I beg Thee..

Dear Lord,
May you Grant our son your eternal peace
May you have mercy upon him
May you forgive him all his Sins.
May you cleanse him Lord
With your Sons(Jesus Christ)Blood
May you accept him into your Kingdom
For Father, You are the Redeemer
May you make a way for my Family
May you clear our pains
Father, Lord Almighty, Listen to Our cry Lord
We need your Presence Amidst Us,
We request for your Deliverance
We Pray for your Salvation
We ask for you healing Lord
Relieve Us from thiS pains
And Lord,
May you make My generation a blessed generarion
May you enrich everyone in my family Unit
With your everlasting grace
Lord Almighty, I pray for your intervention
I welcome you to my Family
Take over
May you heal us from this turmoil
May you be glorified for your sufficient grace
May you rejuvenate our souls
May you be uplifted High
And in every special way,
May your Will be done Lord Almighty
Bless my people
Build My empire..  
Praises and Thanksgiving I grant You
All the Days of my life
Amen.

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Be Keen

Keep your eyes on
All Senses alert
Feel the heat,
Feel the grit
The reason of relation
The base of togetherness
The point of convergence
The focal point of business
Be Alert
I repeat be realistic

Keep off all pests
Be keen
You may roast in the Kiln,
Just like a joke,
Without much focus
You may Suffocate
In the chase of numbers
More used as a bridge
To their greatness
Note this weaknesses
Oh their opportunity 
In you.
©GKatolo 2018 .....@Thank you

Friday, August 17, 2018

Special Prayer

Dear Lord,
I come before you with thanksgiving
For the chance of Life you have granted Me,
I confess my iniquity & wrongdoings,
And ask for forgiveness Oh Lord.
With humility & humbleness dear Father,
I come to you with special Prayer.
Oh Lord of Mercy,
Heal my Son Now,
Give him the chance of happiness
And the joy of your life,
Father Lord Almighty
Have mercy upon him,
He has struggled all through
You have been faithful Oh Lord
And in this one Special Moment Father,
Reveal your Mighty power to us,
Send all your healing portion to him,
Uplift him from the pains and glorify him,
According to your plans and Will,
I plead with you Jehovah,
To release your Holy Spirit upon him,
Annoint and Bless his life.
Let your love flow through his innocence
And rejuvenate him now oh Lord
I surrender all unto you, on his behalf
I know your plans are great his my life
I pray believing and Trusting,
In the Name of the Father, the Son and The Holy Spirit.
Son you're healed.
Amen.

Gift Jnr.

My Son,  yes my darling  Prince,
I am sorry for the pains you been through,
I salute you for being a gentle soul all along,
You have struggled past all the barriers,
You have conquered the monsters,
Of lifelessness and diseases,
You have pulled through
The sharp pains of life
Fought for your freedom,
Fought for your position,
Keep the healthy battle,
In this tempting moments,
You have been through the worst,
This is a minor test,
And I am proud of you boy,
For you will make us proud
Your Mama will be so happy,
To know you're her fashion guru,
The joy of my family is you,
The anchor of my love is you.
I know you shall survive,
All the temptation of the Devil.
You will rejoice forever,
To the greatness of existence
Yes the apple of my life
The reason for my toil and breath
Amen.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Shades and Shadows

Oh son of the peasant farmer
Arm your Self well
With Wisdom and Knowledge
For the journey ahead,
Will either pass-over you,
Or feast on you.
Like David stiffen your fist
Be a man of Faith.

It’s a world of Cannibals,
Blood hungry carnivals
Ready to have you raw
With their claws & jaws

Opportunity plus Resources
That’s a rare combination
If chance shows up,
Be prudent and a quick student
Learn the ways of the Rome
And blend in with streetwisdom

It’s a highway of faith
It’s a narrow pathways
That require stillness and stability
For peace and tranquility
To prevail and Excel.

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Emptiness

Peace in pieces
Face in feaces
Races in laces
Courtesy of choices

Wealth castrated eat health
Greed took the lead
Implanted seeds of weeds
A sin at the core of my shin.

Fear gave me more worries
Bitter Berries chocking my existence
Poverty shuttered positivity
And Now depression is Suffocating me

Money gave me gadgets and lonely life
A huge house and Echoes of my troubles
Emptiness infested like jiggers
No happiness, no fulfilment

Money can buy everything
But can't guarantee peace
It can't assure you happiness
Very crucial, but only zeros and ones.

Politician killed brotherhood
Greed killed humanity
Chase of paper mutilated Conscience,
This Emptiness is a wake up call for existence

My Love,

My Love, I know that life can be tough, And bring you down when things get rough. But I want you to know, my dear, That you are strong and y...