Friday, April 22, 2016

7.57AM.........!!!

waiting... waiting
is the longest time we all suffer
the derailed patience and panic
that release traumatic acid
the Success failure transition
But that wait.... Is expensively painful

The stomach crumbles in feign
the mind shutters in complexities
and the thought of the unknown
leaves us begging in wishes
and as we strain to beat the deadlines
Times scares hell outer finite

And in every passing second
the brain shivers in tense
and fingers fell wet in despair

That situation and that moments
punishable by unfitness
squanders all our hope and renders us vulnerable
That Wait... is the deepest breath of life

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Till we meet Again... Kalekye.

All the good and crazy moments
All the pure Smiles and joy
All GONE!!!
Cruel is more than a Word
Especially when a loss, is end of life
shutting all the great memories
That we ever shared Dearest

No goodbyes, no alerts
And Just Like That!!!  Just Like that!!!
You bid us farewell...
I wish I could rewind time,
To enjoy More and watch over you
As angel roll down from Heaven
And up, Carry you in a chariot
And will be singing "it's well with my soul"

We now choose to celebrate your life
The best fond memories and time we Had
For Our Gracious Lord is ever Faithful
and His time is always the Best
Princess, as our cheeks flood in tears
we are happy with all the amazing times
That we graciously shared together
and as you rest in Eternal Peace
Your care, love, joy and kindness remains.

Your warm touch is irreplaceable
For a caring Mother was she
a sister, brethren plus a daughter
To a lovely family parents still remain as we content with the smooth
and soothing care and boldness you shared.

Sweetheart,  Your presence was an all time gold
your joy and love all universal
Too bad now I feel the numbing silence
with more memories than answers left
it's so freaking I can't sum up your life
In books or episodes
For darling I miss everything from you already.
weeks yet seems years
Till we meet  again
For our Lord God Almighty
Loved you extraordinary.

"Kalekye lives on, in our hearts and life's"

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

On On

My love beach
No bitch can underestimate
Equality  at neutrality
Ooh gracious all at one level

So sweet, no class no plus
All naked for the bitter salt waters
No flatter no hierarchy
All beauty at display
Boss and the messenger all dancing same tunes.

As the waves go higher 
we dump our odd memories
waive our differences and embrace togetherness
hug the lovely diversity... smooth our existence.


Saturday, April 16, 2016

Freak the slit

I watched as your ass made the turn taking
I was present when what your Mama gave you confused men
I was very on, when your twerk Jerked all men
I was so on, when you horniness made men stammer
I was awake when you made the tactical catwalk
I witnessed, when your boss couldn't accommodate your sexiness
I was so awake when all men salivated at your slit rocks.

and as u bubbled his Mr Victor
It was so evident u were dripping
as the last drops of his milky shakes dropped
in moans that's all you rocked
as you went down and slowly low
every stake your neck was appalling
and when you shove that smear
in shakes the world was all in tremors
and we baked the cakes of love
the aroma galore was intensely curated 

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Bloody Gene

I got headaches
I suffered migraines
I committed abortion
All along as I suffered
Just imagine

As the day chocked my vision
All along castrating my hopes
Pity rusted my passion
As hard rides flooded my soul
Just imagine

As I lay comfortable in my dream coaches
Traversing oceans of riches and wealth
Enjoying the sunbath of the Florida beaches
I succumbed to the accidents of reality
Just imagine

And  here I sat scratching the itch
With plain pains of just imagine
The dreams so sweet than cream
Miscarriage mission active
Now the loss that I can't Imagine

Monday, April 4, 2016

A Day in Heaven

I have done more harm than good
I witnessed  the first drop off her hymen
In their first Intercourse over honeymoon
As I secured  family men under the caves of side chick
I am all aware of your nude! 
My name is Mr Lodge

Am the Devils workshop
Where I tighten and break simultaneously
But am heaven send for all fishy deals
As I hide and deleted the evidence always
All along sipping juiciness in my hotel jacuzzi

After our the last get together
Am so pleased for the games you had in my showers
As you kiddishly sprinkled love aroma everywhere
And retired in sexy romantic moans
And in the morning! I locked all the secrets

It's here where my boss gave in to my floss
As I tossed her she surrendered to the loss
Made me prince of her territories
All along panting to the shakes of the shackles
And I remained loyal!  To all my royals

Next time get easy
Don't bang my doors as you loosen your belts
Please dearest don't hang on my walls 
Keep off my floors
Before you cry to my laws
As I give full reports  and evidence :through the lens of Lodges.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Stars burning in the Bars

Success without appreciation
Prosperity without gratification
Wealth without satisfaction
As the hurt crumble in pair
As I retire in the deafening caves of my mansion

Fame a sulphurous flame
Corrosive and bitterly eating
My soul into total rejection
That am never happy about my life
For am the iconic shadows of personality

Happiness is below zero degrees
Freezing the miasma of public gratification
At the same time exfoliating my health riches

My partner is Mr alcohol
Am feeble for dating his allures
That have worsened my relation
With persona and fan base
For a living skeleton in my truest
With no share of success in self
But an advert for the gigantic population

They think am satisfied
The hope am the happiest
They imagine am the dopest
They wish to follow soot
But remember  celebrity is curse
A liability to self actualization
And a debt to life assurance

Lonely, useless,  with more material than moral
Moron sycophancy at climax
Useless praises in the desert of livelihood
And as I retire I regret being so  publicly famous 
But so lonely and orphaned internally

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Slow showers

The shower was splashing like a fall
And the background music remained soothing and Echoing
Tranquility of the two were resonating
As I ventured calmly in the Holy mission

I knew it pains at first
I was all aware it was her debut
And hence I increased the bass
And the jacuzzi heat was on hit
I maintained soft persistent scrubs

Rainbow joined the dance
And soon all the raindrops laced us
And  With the tantalizing musica concoction
I was the right  time for play
Ass pass and here was my lass

I tapped her milks smoothly
And she tossed her mama's pride
She rubbed against my arm enticingly
And deeply I felt her flickering tension
Mississippi banks was now flooded

Girl got guts... She rolled over perfectly
All along I was spying her lovely naivety

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Head on conclusion

Go ahead and filter all the images
Go ahead and crop the pictures
Enhance the camera megapixel as you wish
Edit those snapshots as you can
But remember!
No rubber can erase your Ill character
No fountain can hide your evilness
No camera can clean your shit
And no snap posture can overshadow your atrocities
Go ahead and buy the expensive clothes
Go ahead and guzzle all the fossil gases
Go ahead and enjoy the extravagant beaches
Go ahead and fill your bank accounts
But remember!
No money is worth your eternal life
No experience is super than happiness
No expensive gel, can wash away your wrongdoings
And no wealth is greater than your health.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

No more Beg.

Take my breath away
I beg now and so now
Please don't postpone further
Life remains an unanswerable puzzle 

Enough with the tussles
Am so done with your failures
Pulling and tearing my efforts
Cancerously with  no mercy

This is the cry in every hood
Life pegged under money bondage
And opportunities too robbed 
Slashing hope into whines

Pain of the lost coins
It's Truth of my heart stains
Drained by unfair life
Leave and leave forever. 

Am so done with unfruitful dates
Can't you see my withering hope
Stop this flop  I need to cope
Remain Dope and roll at the top

What's this life secret
That my conspiracy theories fails
Every time I remain cool but u still fool
Am done with  so done...  

I got a grenade for yee
Am ready to terrorize you forever
You will regret why you ever dreamt this
You will be a forgotten rot

Your atomic bomb is ready
The mission is so mature
And I assure you will be a kaput
Uproot and shoot to clash flat..

Can't Go, Won't Go

Holy heavens... Am torn between this situation
What should I break first
The covenant or the glasses
Ooh please can someone crush this great memories
That keep knocking every time
Cementing the relationship that is so bad in dead-end 

My archives are full of her memories
My library is dominated by her love cards
And every morning, her  portrait waves
Squeezing the best love I got 

I so bad want to forget her
I so bad want to be free again
But queen you terrorized all my love territories
My liquor got nothing over your charm
Your drama is the best  scene I wanna replay
No other place I would rather be
Than in your warm hands cuddle
No lyrics is magnetic
Than your "take care honey"
No kiss is exponential
Than your forehead sleep warm baby. 

 
Am in this shambled jungle
Waiting for our love break-time
To come into an breakthrough mode
As I crush the selfish character
And embrace your weaknesses
For am miserable without you.
Am a scam without you
And don't wanna be in love spam anymore
 
Come back home
Let's build this empire together
Unifying our efforts
And dividing our differences
As we multiply our abilities
And March into eternity..
Until death do us apart.
Forever and ever
Amen!

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Notorious Gap Of Life.

Good life
Is always the wish of many
Rich to the poor
For Life starves many souls.

The rich wish to be happy
The sick hoping to be health again
Yet the poor are seeking wealth
Life is a true test.

The rich sleep under surveillance
On daily basis they are under guard
Too stingy are they...yet they rot in whining
More problems more troubles 

Cosy apartment, latest posh locomotives
Yet sound sleep is a dream
Families crumbling in all directions
Love is the sour berries of their life 

Jealous rocking the heart
Wishing world would be fair enough
For you to win a charity
To ascribe to a great lifestyle

What you own today
Is Gold for many
Hoping they could get an opportunity
To show you how best you underutilized it.

Poor sleep on hungry stomachs
Yet they afford to smile to the naked morning sun
Embrace each other in hope
Zealous to make it in life.

They afford a sound sleep
Under the numbing night coldness
As they coil in togetherness
United knowing God is their Guard.

Happiness is life's ultimatum
Healthy peaceful daily procession
Marching on in merry
Love and care sealing the bonds.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

When Y is all the X

It was all toppled by an X
A marvelous sin engagement
That made me a criminal again
My Ex buttoned my life wire
I couldn't deny her the once golden  moments
After this incidence my X tally hits 8
Oh! Too bad they are the best crime I ever enjoyed
Am guilt of my offense...
But why? Why?
A rematch is always unlucky
Red cards of my relationships
Enemies of themselves
Am left alone, single again
Am afraid I don't need to venture anymore
This omen is killing
I wanna settle for once
But why why?
Could Sly be the worst girlfriend I had
She couldn't let go
She has  broken 2
And too they also can't let go.
Why can't I be free again?
Why and you are all my Ex's?
So what next after the 3some Ex's  xxx?
Let me be! I wanna settle. Now!
After an xxx always yyy..

Digitalia Madness

More and more selfies
More updates and more retweets
Hahaha more of this mess
No contact less reality
Fake personality more craze
More nude-ness & madness
Less talk more stalks
Expose of more crap and dupe
More filters  more litters
Shit on the fact sheets..
They work daily to look perfect
Shopping to impress not express
With more follow backs and break ups
Nuisances products of looseness
No Hi more high.
Selflessness lost meaning
When selfishness
Humanity was buried
The day we dated survival for the fittest
Compassion lost taste
The night logic got into an accident
dated greediness
They wanna be socialites
As leaders wish to be influencers
Youth working hard to feature in graduates list
Geeks of sheep mentality
Following blindly the shepherds laze
Fools of character and personality
As they pose for those great clicks
Uploading steaming videos
To imprison these idols
Fuss of the unknown
More bets more hoping
Less work more social disgust
All ready to remain trending
Trading character  for fame
Pleasing the unseen
A trap of pure madness

Pompous Flops

In the shines of that beautiful smile
Lies a ruthless monster
In the glamour of her amazing charm
Is a pretentious rascals
In the amazement of her great jokes
A true mess in action
In the conspicuousness  of her make ups
Is a spying character of doom

In the public display of affection
Lies the stratum of deep scars
Deep hurts and cuts
Only sealed  with plastic smiles
When you see them happy on the aisle
My grand pities the hurricane  ahead
In the brightness of the wedding vows
Lies the bitter secrets of Life.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Life

World is a true monster
The only fierce disaster a man faces
With it ever daily insatiable demands
Alarming with extremities
A joke needs no entertain

Just life in its truest aspects
has all products... chances and opportunities
fierce and freedom... lies and flies
Highs and HI.
Life live at its cream

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Last gasp of football

Dear football..
I no want headaches anymore
Disappointments everytime
A gambling that am not ready
I get no satisfaction
When you earn millions
As pain eats my intestines
In acidity of frustration
Hope without actions
Dead is indeed Wake up to the call
Make glory and merry

Fanatism is twice a disease
Addiction that cracks the mind
With unending faith.
We can no longer wait
You don't have to hate
More to love what's beyond your control
Be content with the results
A choice of personal decisions.
Am an amateur...
To success without hardwork
To vision without mission
As well as efforts without objectives.

Please don't date my heart
OH dear don't you ever confuse my goals
Am here for entertainment
Not to swallow tears of bitterness or failure

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Sweet crap

Am made of this sweet crap
Insanity of being the best version of me
Taking chances, risks and challenges at will
For I know I will... Win
Win my guts and explore my abilities
Learn to lean back and
Draw conclusions from experiences
observe
I got no apologies
Life is survival... A crucial ritual
No time to whine
Rather be fine and refine
Option and choices
To shine like a diamond ball
And as opportunities knock
Grab that crap and overlap
The wasted time and be victorious
Am silly to my imagination
For I will date all of them in turns
Until I get fruitful returns
Am Gonna cling on... Stay on
Try harder, push harder that pus
Puff puff pass to the bins
Victory is my DNA history
Triumph not tribulations
Hero not zero
I got myself to be truthful to
A personality to manage
A character to maintain
A livelihood to ascribe to.
Am Son of a King
Born  a conqueror.
I can  chest thumb, and dump
Your misconceptions n decisions
Keep you opinions, or scions
This ma damn life
Mind ya business
Before I troll your nuisance.
Get a life.

Calculus of Life

Life starts with a warm welcome
Only to end in a fateful goodbye
And as the sun razes it's harsh flare
In waiting are heavy rains...
And after a dull darkness
At dawn dew of hope pours Hence after start always a stop
And before you reach the top
Always a bottom.

In the departure of life journey
Destination of myriad options awaits
And in health we celebrate
Only to be feeble on our sick beds
Life is a sweet sweat seasons
As winter shocks in freeze
Summer rocks in sunshine
With investment awaits withdrawal
The cheque and balance of life.
Have faith and hope
As you learn how to cope and weather
Life flops that are merciless
Too bad they are inevitable
And requires preparation
Cling tighter and be strong
And as lessons come in handy
Use them to build unbreakable dyke
For future holds unknown
Get your army activated
As you maintain strong vision.
Aluta continua

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Walk of Greatness

"If I ever let my head down, It will  just be to admire  my shoes." This is a very vibrant  statement  among ladies but talking of greatness,  it got nothing  if you have never walked in the thick vineyard of elegance.

Today am I wanna spare 20minutes off my  betting routine and analytics to share a million dollar advise to our campus ladies, women and also some girls to save them some obvious ridiculous embarrassments. This is confidential hence only a mature stance deserve a feather ink assertion of these  facts.

Dressing is both an art and lifestyle but more to a lady it's the most distinguishing  aspect ever observed in history. Shoes are  speech masters communing million information to the world.  While most short campus  ladies choose  high heels to torment gravity and enhance posture for that hot spiced kiss from her Crush Murume TDH hunk,  the entire campus female fraternity is rushing between different kilometers lecture halls on "condoms".  Okay.... As you  all know "Uliza Kiatu"  was inclined to men's lifestyles  but for sure ladies have the roughest experience with this...  Comfy or impress?  I wonder !  Dear ladies, with your five inch borrowed  high heel,  take care, this may be the  curse of your  lifetime especially if you  are a beginner. Of what necessity is it walking  on streets  like a drank giraffe  or else a scarecrow under the pressure  of  the whirling wind only  to break your leg and sustaining serious scars impressing for a dime coin.

Madem wa Kampo ni kudunga Condoms... For the few unaware of this streets slang, "condoms"  are the wash and ware plastic light shoes.. Usually very cheap and convenient within a comrades budget.  This is the YANA of campus ladies. Thank God they fit perfectly.

More to that, women must observe the dress code ethics ,  season  and reason to the latter. You don't have to  go expensive to look classical;keep it simple and brief. Campus seasons vary greatly from ones desires, passion and commitments. As Mary and Joseph go for Bible study in the chilling weather of Mau complex on the toughees...  Miss Kinyanjui and Jerop are meandering from one Baba  Pima Street gig to the other on those stilettos. As well dear ladies, before you grace farewell your flirt master plus your part time friends Mr. Mirror remember the reason behind the choices you  make for foot ware is always limited to several factors. First no matter how bad you wanna wear on your heels,  a rainy day will automatically be a mess.
Also in as much as you wanna rock that hike in Rift Valley or Mt Kenya where truth and dare crack off that burning tiresomeness;  sandals, or gladiators are a No!   No! Also for safety during the cold and chilling plus rainy days ensure you keep your body warm and in this case boots are a major preference. Work outs are important for all women, it keeps them fit, fly and maintains amazing personal health. For those burning calories or else jogging to hasten digestion while Kalondu walks to look for job in the wee hours or evenings, a comfortable rubber shoes  or sneakers are the best.

To seal it all,   ladies are the gem and roses of life. The perfect appetizers or garnishes of humanity. From their giggly emoji faces to their bamboocha body curves that make men ogle side to side due to a spoil of variety,  it's evident that their conspicuous foot ware that match their leggings is an all time jackpot.  As we all know every day to a lady has an hashtag that automatically dictates what they need to wear.

If you lack this five different pairs, then you need to hit that shopping mall soonest and save your wardrobe the embarrassments
1. Heels( kitten and high heels)
2. Boots (ankle, rain)
3. Stilettos
4. Flats( ballet and sandals)
5. Sneakers ( canvas)

My Love,

My Love, I know that life can be tough, And bring you down when things get rough. But I want you to know, my dear, That you are strong and y...