Campus Testimony

In first year I was so obedient
Class I was always Punctual
And assignments I had masterpiece
church I joined praise ministry
The rest became  history

My first year transcript
Depicts the focus of a comrade
That became a wish
Years in the academic circles
For things got tough

Calculus was tormenting
as the subjects ascended
101, 237,311, 477, 506 & 629
the last two kept  our brothers Elderly
Freshers did mistake them for lectures

And the real shit came,
Life got Tough and stuff got hard
missions increased and parties multiplied
Our the brother-sister relationship
Lost flavor and got me Naughty
I wanted Real men.... Not saint

I was tired of the morning glory
As I enjoyed real soap opera's
In every Street of the Campus
And yet he wants to read me verses
When I expected him to lay a trap

I missed a man to make me feel loved
Even if it was a lie
Someone to disturb my days
I lost hope with the church boys.
since my prayers for them to grow up was futile.

Love came crashing
When I needed a majestic squeeze,
I felt having wasted years hoping
And the Bad Boy did it
My heart was corked with the right fitting.

I lived morning, nights and Afternoon missing his craze to make me smile
Perfectly he showed up amazing
A queen I was treated
And Days became lively

Here I am with a lion that can roar
With real vibrator power
And he Has changed for me
The  Bump of success is blooming
And Change is my Real Testimony

Cling On

Dream are Zeros
Dots that connect
Sparks of imagination
Creating Visions
Powerful like missiles
And tough miles get smiles
Piles of conviction
Season the Friction
Of Reality and wishes
As well Hope Cling on
Cushioning Possibilities
Comforting Failures
And awarding Victories
Works of undeterred
Push-on,  Believe &  persistence
Eventually Goals win Medals
Tears tare souls apart
And of Joy assert, a worth Fight
Fruitful Energies Shine Brighter
As Ages of toil soon smack success
Cling on

#Daughter Mechanics...

mama Am Sorry,
You always said liquor is bad
But yesterday I caught u romancing in it
As you staggered in its sweetness
The bitterness of your life was all evident
And your heat was upbeat...

Mama u made me hate me
Restricting me from indulging
mingling with the friends I treasure
Too bad you made me fatherless
After that stupid divorce
And now I witness you screwed
By life and all kinda strangers

I hate what I see, Because money can't buy my conscience
I Pity your soul, for evil Is full
I sneak every  night To enjoy the hard stuff
To sober up to the mood of our house
Am afraid that I  am practising it more than you
Am even so wrong because you did this.

So tell me why.?

Was freedom all you lacked?
Was his screws not satisfying?
was he not caring?
Was he the barrier to your success?
was he over controlling?

tell me know.... Win Win situation
am a badder character than you
am a bad ass than u think
Am now more digital criminal than you

They never said

love doesn't pay rent
Wish doesn't make a deal
Love doesn't  pay bills
love can't be food
Love this Life at fall

It starts with a smile
Stays for a while
And complacency lights the bile
It's framed in different styles
And soon life happens

Rough starves enough
And when it gets stiff
Off the cliff
Beef Rocks and shock pokes

Sponsor

I  don't know what
For He is weak in all
Pathetic in Sex,
Worst in Budgeting

It was mission accomplished
When I  spotted his weakness
For he couldn't stand a push up cleavage
And my Figure 8 was an advantage
He couldn't imagine, he couldn't load
When I engaged my intentions gear
For I could hear him paralyze in wishes
And when I granted him the pass
He melted into squash lass

and His wallet was classical fat
Flattening all my worries
For life without these means
useless is the definition..
Luck knocked on my door step
And I watched all the Success bake my life
I couldn't avoid
Am 12 millions reacher
Nothing has happened
Except Sensual Exhibition
That he has never sampled
Never will he
for he is  a rich lazy
And can't stand  my striking beauty
That milks his cunt on sight

Never forgotten... God has you in his daily plans

Morning numbness
Morning  sharpness
morning freshness
Morning Brandness

He sails us In the turbulent
Waves of Life atrocities
And safely he never relents
To save Us from vanities

Humanity is devoured
Rotting in narcissism
Exploiting the last flavored
Nature of Life optimism

In the death bed every night
He protects our livelihood
Cuddles us past life plights
And Glorifies our evergood

Can't mother

You are my brother
You are my bloody relative
So why you a bother
Why you so shocker

You are always in crags
Always out of control
Always on the receiving End
Scary edge of irresponsibility

Do you expect me to mother you?
Do you expect me to be your babysitter..?
Chuck of the baby mantra
Medulla cannibalism

Grow balls, squeeze nuts
Freeze Laze... Scourge Immaturity
Diss inactivity, Drool Persona stool
Stand up for you

It's your life, choice, your voice
Live it, brief it, Grief it
I may be so wrong so wrong
But am certain Responsibility starts with you

Days before I woke up

To say have never
will be the greatest lie ever
To say 1, then am not frank with me
I have loved...  men and more men
I thought I knew love
I thought I knew love
Yeah &  my thoughts were disqualified

1,2,  7....9 they came in a week
So weak with sweet  bits
Everyone assuring their spark
That Ignited the love core of their life
And the sweet lies tripled
And soon I was crippled
In love dogma and comma

I was shocked, things were Fading so fast
And the call came deafening
All along I was weakening
wearing out so fast
my patience mocked by new offers
And over & again... things were over
Thug love was all lag rough
And laugh bore sore

Weekends I had to pretend
prevent the advent of lies
Binding slay clays  &  less pays
and Hey I was an abandoned hay
for Nay am never ready for prey
I pray... I pray I pray

It was not close to love
That shit named love
It Has killed many
Betrayed millions
Duped and dumped continents
And the content in it
Is A pity Shit

Fine xx genes

Good brilliant and elegant
Beautiful mature and humbled
Respectable, acceptable and Invincible
Ladies Exist...

They are mightily dignified
Excellently sharp and down to earth
Choosy and concentrated with quality
Living authentically, sassy and loving

They repel mediocrity
they destabilize complacency
They Lead in fineness
They might shock you with humility

You may mistake their quietness
You may assume their presence
But when they rock they dominate
Stack wisdom pills like bills... Always

That shit in life

They taste n test ladies more than shoes
They exchange them more than they change panties
They sample their flavors, texture more than tea or coffee
They make them wet more than rain showers them

Ladies weigh men's wallet more than their bodies
They value treat more than the latest health 
They Dumb loser's more than their shit
They fancy 6 cars in the parking than six packs

Youth are going to raves and pubs more than they go to churches
Ladies are walking so naked that everything is up for grabs
Boys are sagging trousers that you may think they have peeed on themselves
Mothers are going so single that it's like they are awarded trophies
Parents are going nuts that they are the best definition of live porn.
Preachers have gone Rogue that your wife and daughter are his morning glory.

Society is so stinking that we are praising Corruption
Jobs are so mean that you are questioned who sent you
Government is so fucked up everything is demonstrating
Churches have lost meaning that all Virgins practice their first crime there
Nation is so tribal that we losing meaning of humanity
And kindness is going so expensive that we trust nobody
Love is so flat that we fuck, flirt and fart and go flat
Bills are so numerous that everyone owes everyone even the Nation

And the laws are so flawed That we praise drug Lords 

And chase of money is so precious that we kill to earn life jackpots

Issa issa

What a coincidence?
What an awesome incidence?
What an amazing prudence?
What a gorgeous privilege?

God's Miracles are exceedingly perfect
When they choose you
Choices to be nice and remain wise
Embrace each other's limitations
Assist them live fully

And my turn came,
A brother...oh no My father  came knocking
Needy was he,
But for sure  we couldn't have ever met
I walk on twos as he drives in the latest Fours
I live in Madogoporomoka
him Grew up in the Livy suburbs
And the perfect chance came
And nature took its course
But the privileges I enjoyed surprised my imaginations
He treats me like a son
Cares like the best father
And humbleness is his best definition

In his Palace I received an invitation
Blessing came knocking
I love him more than I could ever imagine
He is My Hero
My Hero Yes Issa Issa
My hero

May God keep you
Safe enough and protect you
Shower you extraordinary blessings
Open more and enhance your businesses
Widen your Empire
And give you peace of mind
Show favors Into your family
And bless every move of your life

Failed Miscarriage

Mothers go through a lot
Wondering why they even gave a shot
Short off thinking
Bending down and Sustaining that pain
That brought forth morning sickness
Vomits and first suicidal thoughts
To keep or abort, the failure of their choices
And hard they stick there
With answers untold and more dimness to clear

Nine months down
They receive the tough test
Bring life to life
Most strenuous option of her life

Months down the line
The creature grows like an inflated balloon
And soon school becomes stool
Lack of wisdom dominates
And cases come rapping
In cells and juvenile custody life begins
Mama is left wondering
Was  all that pleasure this useless?
Was all that toil so cursing?

Weed, hard liquor and rum
Turns breakfast, lunch and supper
Mama in despair cries out loud
Am losing touch with my own
Stray is her definition
Spreading legs apart for any visitors
And every son of the village know how she tastes
She is the savior of Men dry spell
I wish I bore a bread.. to feed my belly

And what was that again
My ova was a loss... overrated
The latest Mwendawazimu is my son
The mad prostitute is her daughter
And too the dead robber is her first borne

Mama wonders Katuku is the best doctor
And all along Halima is the chief pilot
Davis the president yet him, her and them are rotting
Wonders more how her well is confused
Brings good... yet they choose bad all the same...
Bad blood, good gene bad choice, poor parenting
Am sorry the Mama is also a product of failed Miscarriage.

Grand Toss

My name is liquor... that shit
that made your father stagger
I got your Grand peeing on himself
As your Mama being rescued from naked Sexiness

I have made your uncles get thorough beating
And your aunties lose their minds
I also made a genius, your great grand
He knows the right  portions of making me

2 Teeth are no longer
as well her Virginity is up for grabs
Love and hate Is in equal measure
And too I am made for different classes
And the more glasses the more the pluses

Your pastor and chiefs demonize me
Yet my rules are so clear
But you too got no ears
And with no right years
you already the master oh yeah

As you freak out in the tempo
And dance to the limbo
Tell your dad am sad
He was a silly nerd
That's why he locks you out

Am the obvious guest in all parties
I am transported in cans and tonnes
In their stomachs I sing Hallelujah
And in get together I tease your bosses for you
Am the rhyme master for your boyfriend too

Some are reading thing in the ecstasy of my greatness
and a family too I breaking up for me
To take over the thrill of an awesome companion
That I witnessed from Nothing to Ring.

I took away your  brother
For he never obeys anyone
Drink and drive is threatening life
Blame your choice not content
If you don't take care,  streets will host you tonight

situmiki

Unanilobby Nikupe kura
Uendelee kula... Zile doo mnanitax kwa basics
Nikuajiri uzidishe utajiri
Na last week mlinilock outer ya company
Ati who send you...?
Na nikiwa absent kwa ballot
Mnalipa niende demonstration

Your son hajui hata bei mathree
Kwenu pia ni mbwa kali
That time nikila ugali
Mnashit mabei ghali

Umeeka wall plus soja
wakunisearch b4 Niland
Lick that slit and stick it on your pit

caught up

Am caught up trying being the greatest
Am caught up trying having the latest
Am caught up trying being the finest
Am caught up in my life quarter

I shutter in fancy of the this Insanity
Gadgets, fashion and fame vitality
Live to value or life to value got me to invalidity
As I crush this trash I end up in vanity

Am caught up by the beauty
Am caught up by the haste to chase
Moola.. I abort to maintain shorts
Am caught up in the courts

my wife is the disease of my health
She complain of everything and anything
My son is a Perfect dimwit
NO advice he values... More shit

I call no shorts on my  daughter
I only ear rumors of how great she can smoke
The seeds of beauty and lack of brains
But am caught  up in all that mess

I am caught up trying be real
Am caught up trying having no smiles
Caught up in me... Academic..
Caught up in duty and life lingerie

Drunk

II want to be drunk
So drunk that u can't figure anything
I want to drown in this sweet liquor
I want to get home rolling in memories
I wanna find my crib through confusion GPS
I wanna be so drunk that my mind can jump start
Rock the stars we dance in the city
I wanna be outer my mind as I dance  to the Limb o
Earn the million dollars Dream
as I Drive the latest Porches
And as I roll over my life Bugatti
I will be so finely dancing in Cloud 16
And I jump in to chopper 001
I will be so assured smoke weed
works miracles...
Cookies will be my meals and I will sleepover
My pals Jacuzzi
As I count opportunity stars
All along Making the fucking money
And there i will be winning all soft hearts
Ladies courting my life
like my rich parking lot
And as I blow the last Dush
Smart and art will be so refreshing...
sign out as I tap out
Get more moola
Get more moola
I chant forever

Cloudious

I wish I was the clouds
To freely fly high
As i swim past boundaries and continents
waving Goodbyes To odd friends
and good mornings to new pals
All along creating hope
For a new season
and when the heavy goes heavier
I release mercies to nations
Drop counts of fresh raw showers
And give them a rainbow warning
To prepare their lands
for a new cultivating season
For soon white will turn dark
And my tears will turn the land Green again
And Cattle, gazelles and gorillas
Will be dancing uncontrollably
Giving Thanksgiving to their maker
And It will refresh my memories
Of new beginning.

And as I coil over the tall mountains I will whisper wisdom with courage
Lobby the trees to grow taller
For I will be a daily visitor every morning.

And I will depart for a new journey
Of hope and fruition
in a new land
And they will sing praises to me
others will pray I stick much longer
as their colleagues ask for my quick pregnancy
And I promise I won't fail them
If not now in in future I won't.
So let me go... Let me cross the land
They need me more
Steal me away.. please  now
Your lovely Nimbus Clouds

Shake the wake

Peace is in Pieces
Please is in feces
Rogue Faces every places
Embrace is in Loose laces

Do we blame education?
Oh or is it the seduction?
Into Politico-tribal abduction?
Denting Democratic intuitions!

My country is bleeding
in suicidal dealings
Corruption flirt in all ceiling
More than Doubt is tribal seedings

Good people led by selfish hyenas
Selfless defenseless citizens
Anchored in retrogressive nomenclature
Bonded by Doom and Lord Goonship

Punctually they attend their diarrhea Kamukunjis
To  add insult nonchalantly  praise the crap dolls
With enthusiasm the blindly follow like Twitter
And as they sink into blood shed
they blame the smarter carnivals

Survival for the fittest
Is the amorphous Slogan
That Dread Normal mwananchi to a zombie
And with no job and high flow of dirty cash
We sell soul to slaughter our bro Saul.

Rich cunningness is catalytic
It divides and rules In glass class
with evil evidence snarling up life traffic
They Lead us in Graves and animosity
As they smile to the bloody money banks

But poor is so poor even in thinking
Advice they practice like litmus
As warning they strip in uncelebrated heroism
Drowning in Persona injustices
Assuming fifth class lifestyle
To please the tribal Lords..

They chant change change all over
and when they get a chance they change
For they feed us with our cash change
And we pretend all is just fine
And the lie rots year in-out
That can't  change even the wage bills

Aristocratic Fuss

They die... for lack of wisdom
They fry for lack of second thought
They try to fool the system behind
They live to ignore basic principles

we are in a world
where chase of money is our taste
Breakfast mother and holiday
We drink Hustle we flatten clubs
To fatten the accounts

Accidents are diminished
Freemasonry is increasing
Crude by will is a thrill
Yet they can't afford to remain chill

Fame is glorified
and to hell no body cares anymore
Souls hardened to monsters
While politics burns like plastics

Polluting the free space
of democracy and development
Chocking mutual existence
All along amplifying Tribalism

They are willing to be slaughtered
To praise their Lead pastors
Rogue like the friend politicians
Pestering them with life blindness

In podiums they hug
in stadiums they twerk
The real shark of humanity
Thrive in the man-eat - man ideologies

The systems they own
The money  belongs to them
The basics they control
all aliens of Humanity

VVIP Snob

20 something minutes past 3am
Am panting in  fuming  dance floor
as I gasp to the diminishing oxygen
All along, Sweat is sucking the last
Pint of ma juiciness.... Am defiantly fainting
But the tempo of the musica is unavoidable
I hang on to the sweetness of the flamed crowd

I couldn't manage to hide my love for twerks
Kula kwa macho made me hard heard
on the bumps of the sexy Mombasa Beauties
who just turned in amazement with that facial...
😉Like for real? ¡
And there my eyes rolled in plain confirmation
Some joined immediately in the shakes
I felt so cool as we both took that,
"*aki wewe * break.... "
As we all smiled," to this what I wanted "

And this time round.... I run into this college friends
And am stuck, imagining,
Kwani where is this one place
I will be so free... that am not scared
caught offside by that spying familiar look
This is you?
or When did you start all these...?
And my mind is hugely choosing
Which perfect Matusi to release first
But my courtesy keeps me in  check
Then I walk down to her
Hi? Hi? Hi?
This repetition are clear the doubts
And to my naivety.... I ignore here gesture
extreme though she passes on,
Huyu anasema nini?

Am LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!
Is it a mistaken identify?
I draw my glasses to have a better look
No Guesses... My eyes confirm my archive is true
I Leave them and the argument with
A big Exclamation and more matope
I could see that Fading madharau giggle
What the hell does this dude need?.
He is so outer his minds....
Can't he stick, within his means
And there I wake to the Kamukunji
Laughing at me like a mwenda in the streets.

This boiling fury now came tripping
Demonic hullabaloo looming
and I swallowed that bitter sludge
as I vanished in the middle of nowhere
And before I could get this fresh air
Another gang of ladies come begging
Please assist us...
Wapii apo ?
and her Middle finger gave the directions
smiles smiles... Happiness came crushing

I obeyed the pretty lass
3 minutes later,,, Tusaidie kumuinua
She asks politely...
Damn it... this #Team has beauty
we Jerked and took her friend to a cool place
And my nursing tacts come in handy I give in to the request...
First Aid Massage
Therapist turns masseuse genius
And in seconds, she starts to wheeze
Assurance she still okay
And abruptly she wakes  up
there and then without any permit
hangs on my neck and Kisses come in tonnes
I play the simple man
only to realize the caller was getting jealous
With no haste pulls over her friends and gets on me
All my anger all gone and my mind
spinning like a pong.
and security floodlights
Abruptly terminate A morning glory
But a rematch is underway.
Six hours after meeting.