Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Mr. Condom Sir...


Mr condom Sir
I condemn your Insecrecy
You just drop at the wrong time
Revealing the absence of your brother
A trio that must always be
Intact , just to excuse the worries


I beg your elasticity
To conceal my chastity
for I Walk all around the city
Wittily to maintain my sexual sanctity
You are an humble Reality
That I treasure in my diety
Maintaining my Dirty
Clean and with punctuality
You have Killed many
Of my Children
You have washed away
The Doctor, Nurse, President,
In my genealogy
But I still Doubt you
For furiously burst when unwanted
Faulting our deal
Yes am SURE
That you are SALAMA
But am sour
For I have Lost TRUST

Friday, August 19, 2016

Glow of the Scar.

Yes I do,
Don't care who,
When or How.

I bow down Low,
to blow this Show,
with my  paw,
Of Vengeance Claws.

I opened The Doors,
of False force,
with a plastic shiver,
To secure a future him, oh yes her,
And now, my star is the Bright Scar.

my expectations were wrong,
My experience so freaking Raw,
Narrating the episodes of the quarrel,
That snatched my beauty & Glamour,
I curse the Drums of the Drama,
And Again I swear to Glow.

The thin went thick,
When I opted to stick,
with my catalytic flick,
And now my pride I Lick,
The Freaks of soul-leaks,
My Daunting pains seeks,
Healing &  Rejuvenating Peak.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The Still Waters

Down dear Crown
You have enslaved many
Killed their future
Slowed down their pace
Swallowed their hope
Buried their existence
Because you have drowned them

The princess of Impossibility
Your Journey is so Cruel
Fuel with enigma...
Chocks survival
As crime scene of Life
Deadbeat of humanity

I can't judge you
You humbled many
You numbed millions
And many are struggling
To divorce you
As they discover the Glamour
Of highness

Your price quote
Denote selflessness
Shelving Trouble
As we trot higher the summit
I summon you today
Please unchain them
Bye bye Down
Am downloading
My new version of an higher elevation

Zero Chills

Am sleepy
Sleepy so sleepy.
I cant weep
To Whip off trouble
Without  a double Thought...
Tot of Life reality Shot

Optimism Criticism
Cant kill my thrill
But blunt Horn bills
Stroke bills, with pills
Of nil Chill

The Tire of Life  ...
Is The price of enthusiasm
Doing the miracle
of my life chronicles
Rewarding Efforts
with Antidote of Cannot
The cohort of my Life support

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Rafiki Mnafiki

Yawakera bidii yangu
Yawasuta Nafsi yangu
Ulaghai mliojilimbikizia
Kwa ahadi za kinafiki

Sio penzi langu niyakumbuke
Ila yenu Hila yabidi nijichunge
Werevu wenu ushawaaribikia
Maisha yangu nakudodoa we abiria

Nashukuru kwa Muda wote
Kwa ufala ulionifikiriria
Na kiapo naaapa sasa
Adui Utakoma.

Ulaghai wako do laana yako
Uovu wako do baraka zako
Tusizoeane na Uoze uozeane
Kaburi la sahau nishakutinga.

Simu zangu kelele sasa 

Shida zangu Kicheko kwako

Hujuma iliyoje 

Urafiki kugeuka unafiki

Friday, July 29, 2016

Mr. Money the Evil

You have given me sleep less nights
Mercilessly slapped me Rough
When you wanted to make me tough
Only to almost cost my life
Gun survival plus A jail term
Because Mr. Money is the Evil

My diet is enslaved
My friendships all  crude and bitter
For this Sir got Missing
In the vocabulary of my existence
For they wanted a Qualified Connected Maggot
Because Mr. Money is so evil.

Mama Borrowed to educate me
Papa Loans gave him Heart Attack
And Sister is officially a sex worker
As i rot in Regrets why
Were you even invented
Because Mr. Money is so Evil.

I am Broke
Have broken all the commandments
As i tried to be a broker
In the Game of Poker
And to me This is a shocker
Because Mr. Money is so Evil.

I have killed for you
I have lied for you
I have coveted for you
I have Hated for you
Am jealous for you
Because you made me more evil than You.

Rethink

The seduction of laziness punctures the Romance of your fortune.

Lust

'when Brains go shopping, Private Parts get on Fire.... And as the sweet fry goes on, Regrets Awaits at the Oceans bay"

Thursday, July 28, 2016

My ExExExpensive Shit

She first saw me
Guzzling my Father's Locomotor
He love Motor got on over drive mode
And her affinity to Materials ;snared her
Into the Charm of my fake Gentlemanship

We got into Dating marathon
That tired her sexiness in the second lap
She Surrendered to my oblivion
Irresistible  love potion
Anchored into First class lifestyle
The wish of any girly girly
And play began, as I played her with the mother

I spoiled her with expensive gifts
That Blinded her vision
For mission was almost accomplished
And After use, I was so sure
I needed a brand new
Fresh slut to be my bitch

Thank you cash
You gave me the chances to experience
Life and exploit my options
Rocking with the best
And dropping them off the Nest
For they dont love me
They love my lifestyle
Which make them wish
And willing to be used
Just to earn an extra coin
At the expense of private parts
Courtesy of game plans
And loss of Brains.
My ExExExpensive Shit

And all the cars
Are all hired
All the Cash
Was my parents savings
And all the Trips
Are my Exs investments
Get a life or get Roasted
In my neighbors Mansion
Under the influence of hard stuff
As i puff puff pass you to the next slave

All these lies... Are first class
And as Tears roll down
Pity freshness is already Ignited
For the next victim is Active

Aching Teeth

You spoiled us
Yes you did
When you overprotected Us
More than it was Necessary

My teeth Ache
Because of Sweetness of childhood
My school suck
Because of you sorted all my assignment

Blackmails go charity
For we awarded dad always
As Mama said you are bad
So chocking that we now hate her.

we can't afford basics
That dad provided to luxuries
So painful they turned our Tables
we live curse and dream blessings
For nothing add up
Pathetic Siblings they Pity

I blame mum... For my Education
I blame dad...  for his absence
I blame  Society for being harsh
Harsh to the fact it, brands us remorse

Bae... "Poooopoo"

Daring darling
Please Baby
Don't wake me tonight

Sweetheart
My honey pie
I beg don't Seduce me to night

Bae,
Lovely Queen
I ask you now, Please stop cuddling

My heart beat
Kayoriyori Live wire
To night give me some space

My charm
Swiry
To night please go back to your Mama

Until....
You grow up
Until
You are contented
Until
You are fully decided

You are no more than a 'Bae'
Shit for that matter (Danish meaning)
A mere crying Baby
With overflowing feeling &  insecure
A deadly Live wire
Lacking brains but a flabby ass
A stinging honey maker
Poisonous for daily consumption

Grow Up first
and I will give you heavens
Stop the public display of affection
And I will treat you like an Heroine
Out live your ego
And you will wonder How
Caring and concerned I am
To grow an Empire with you
To treat you right always
As i treasure every moment of our life's.
FOR I ONLY LOVE YOU

Life Snob

You have been so selfish
Demanding and Nuisant
You forever seeking attention
My time you stole it all
And my smiles you made yours

You dress me in your lingeria
Your sweet scam I carry all over
and your fishy secrets
I carry with me everywhere
An your blames all hang on my back

Monday to Monday
am thinking only you
My son is 8 months now
And you already stole his time
My day care knows his character best
For I carry you everywhere

I have been hated Because I love you
I have been neglected because I live you
I have been nicknamed because you threat me
I have been fathomed because you stole me
Please I deserve a divorce....

My wife is getting it from a neighbor
My son is enjoys cartoon better than me
And my family, dont give a damn about me
All the same my Daughter is married by Erotica
Because Of you Jack-ass

Dear Job
Honorable President
Sorry for the offer
appraisal I salute
But Sir I gladly Decline

My family lost meaning
As i tried impressing you
My Daughter got Raped
As i struggled with your Busy deadline
And my wife Divorced me
When  I was Punctually fucking your arithmetics
Am sorry, Pathetic,
Brain washed Addict

Mapenzology

Oceans have nothing ; over you
Nature got nothing ; over you
Darkness has nothing ; over you

For you flood my oceans with love waters
As You feed all my animals in the jungle
And above all lighten & brighten up my Nights

Words got nothing over you
Golds lack meaning over you
as well government lose power over you

For your sword slit my love nodes
And precious, you beat all Diamonds
with your Empire kingdom is the only place I cherish

Mind rings you
Soul lives you
every time am thinking you.

Add the 3rd eye.


They are Gurus in Bondage
Bondage of narcissism
Dismay in Humanity voids
Self proclaimed Characters
Dimwits full of Pride cascade
Living in  intense imperfection
Assuming much know clerics

They disqualify wisdom
As they prejudice growth
Asylums of Abnormality
Encysted in egocentrism
Broadly believed as saviors
The blackmailers Syndrome

Knowledge has no limits
Perceptions ;diverse as the teachings
And indeed sieving the finest
Greatest assignment it is,
With Million challenges
Billboard white lies
Changes Advances

it slips away, truth; Asleep
A top secrecy is the factual
And Junk is the National feed
Left-overs of the world over
with classes in Humanity Ranking
Race devoid of Embrace
Religions blamed for the flames
And cartels smiling all the way to the bank

In silence, we become followers
And in Tears we bury our ignorance
Pointing fingers at each other
As the Cannibals feast on our slain action
Grabbing our resources
As they squander our Peace.
And we Praise them forever
For making slaves, our livelihood
Aid they Aid... aide

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Pass the Pain in your Ass

The pain in your ass
Plus the heat of your Fuss
multiplied by your ego
Disseminates Anger
that discombobulates Normalcy
Seeking attention
to quench public Affection
Invalidity of your wisdom
Churning weaknesses
And indecency

We live to grow
Yet you dream to crawl
Failures is your success
And rejection your Daughter
when we bond to build pillars
You contort your weakling thought
Wishing miracles to happen
As manna to double your life chances.

Move-on is a mere statement
With the vengeful dimly incarcerated
and Selfish motives short lived
Giving life a perpetual tag
yet they lag in self denials
exfoliating Pride and emasculation
redundancy tendencies double to justify innocence
Non sense that prime for public sympathy
Epitomizing existence with Fake personality

Life is a real Drama
And funny is misconceptional
With vanity luring admiration
As wisdom dementia
Blackmailing vision
Gambling the stock Piles of possibilities
and illuminating shortcuts as savior tricks
Courtesy of Life Pranks
And for All is Vanity
Welcome Home
Lets grow our Empire
Dreams deserve clinging brilliance
Hence victory becomes Bingo.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Marafiki Sacco

It was the Stupidity
That rapidly glued us
When Naivety rocked our craving
And fast the madness skyrocketed
When Bashment crew came knocking
Soon Dating spheres demystified
And Raving fear got crumbling

It began with the new roomie
Dramas rolled in unexpectedly
With Outreach ministries stalking us
And the Mulembe giggles made my Days
The sembe on the Table plus the clowns
Crazed the everything that campus offered

And campo-grind stirred friendship
Assignment pressure eased
With copy-pasting Going past behavior
Degree ni Harambee Xter became the finest
Rough crowned our laugh
Having a back-pat growing so crucial
And Invincible was our definition
with No matter how down
Ignited and enthusiastic
we became, the Bond never never tense

Death washed away part of us
And victory Tsunami Clobbered us
With Games giving us fresh touch
Friendship knew our Dating, our weakness Our Strengths, our short coming,
But above all; we are a family
indispensable Disease, forever united forever here.
From betting to Dating
Get-together to Hiking
Sorrow to tomorrow
Victory and Triumph
BECAUSE OF US.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Let go

I wanna let go
Frustrating habits
orbits of thought synthesis
as useless chains of Life choke

I wanna let go
The berries in my garden
Am tired of overprotection
That overpowers my abilities

Am done thinking
what bad you cause me
more worse how it hurts me
when you dissect me with the harsh words

I pretend to be good
smile for the cameras at least
As I guarantee All  is well
All along nursing the wounds of betrays

you are a better devil
All packaged in the same fracture
Don't care is an automation
of you life ammunition

Marriage riffles are all cocked
And regrets evaporate sweet moans
As it wraps more mourns
How the hell we happened

Am sad with how, when and why?
More what blindness I was suffering
pampering my life with a reject
monied ghost with soul malfunction

I wanna let go.,
The good moments that we ever had
That blackmail me into loving
As more worse moments screw how
Am still pathetic waiting

I wanna let go...

Transition tension

When the points don't connect
And no comments can fill the dots
To answer why or how
life gets this unfavorable
Spot on life strike with bitterness
Hard decision to hold on
More  let go.
live with the fact, life must roll
All that stresses the mind toll
Decision flaunting your visions
silhouette of decisions Fading
Like an evening sunset
Head ticking faster
Warning life overcharge 
Hazards of existence
Expounding the score of inadequacy
And the transition persist
As incompetence insist
Do or die... as situations worsen to madness
with the end fast rushing
body defying orders
As boiling point of Life pressure
Demean efforts of hard work.
There you are stuck
in mayhem of what future holds
live or die circumstances
Circumcising hope
More problems at stake ;more questions

Friday, July 1, 2016

Street of Nairobi

I waited for you
Waited for so long
Too bad I was lost.
Lost in the City of Nowhere
Everyone seemed not to care
As well the Haze in their operations
Made me feel crazily outcast
They Wounded my shoulder
Knocked my feel
And Nobody seem to worry
Apologies was  my misinformed wish
Street rush was real

The scare in the scavenging eyes
Made me worry for my belongings
No gadget was safe
No stranger was trustworthy
No beg was worth attention
And I waited... waited so long
For an hi? How may I help you?
Streets lacked customer care
My dare dreams, screwed my evening

AMBASSADOR I waited
Bus station I was so out of place
Kenya Cinemas  was the other new cinema
I stared at my gadget, Peeping for a call
I even doubted it was low tones
For the strandedness was a real boredom
And the Beggar pleaded, for a coin
His enthusiasm to shake the bowl
Created a traumatizing noise
That I gave him a note
To spare me calm moments

Time was fast rushing
I opted for a stroll
Too sad I realized am not a Zebra
Because Zebra crossing is just patterns
The touts came rushing
With hooting Noise more then the Mathree
And life turned crazy
For even Traffic light
proved I got no rights
Bomblast I came
And Kanjus sneaked me in
Into the lifestyle of Kenyan prisons
THE REASON ;AM NAIVE NEW in NAIROBI

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Campus Testimony

In first year I was so obedient
Class I was always Punctual
And assignments I had masterpiece
church I joined praise ministry
The rest became  history

My first year transcript
Depicts the focus of a comrade
That became a wish
Years in the academic circles
For things got tough

Calculus was tormenting
as the subjects ascended
101, 237,311, 477, 506 & 629
the last two kept  our brothers Elderly
Freshers did mistake them for lectures

And the real shit came,
Life got Tough and stuff got hard
missions increased and parties multiplied
Our the brother-sister relationship
Lost flavor and got me Naughty
I wanted Real men.... Not saint

I was tired of the morning glory
As I enjoyed real soap opera's
In every Street of the Campus
And yet he wants to read me verses
When I expected him to lay a trap

I missed a man to make me feel loved
Even if it was a lie
Someone to disturb my days
I lost hope with the church boys.
since my prayers for them to grow up was futile.

Love came crashing
When I needed a majestic squeeze,
I felt having wasted years hoping
And the Bad Boy did it
My heart was corked with the right fitting.

I lived morning, nights and Afternoon missing his craze to make me smile
Perfectly he showed up amazing
A queen I was treated
And Days became lively

Here I am with a lion that can roar
With real vibrator power
And he Has changed for me
The  Bump of success is blooming
And Change is my Real Testimony

Cling On

Dream are Zeros
Dots that connect
Sparks of imagination
Creating Visions
Powerful like missiles
And tough miles get smiles
Piles of conviction
Season the Friction
Of Reality and wishes
As well Hope Cling on
Cushioning Possibilities
Comforting Failures
And awarding Victories
Works of undeterred
Push-on,  Believe &  persistence
Eventually Goals win Medals
Tears tare souls apart
And of Joy assert, a worth Fight
Fruitful Energies Shine Brighter
As Ages of toil soon smack success
Cling on

#Daughter Mechanics...

mama Am Sorry,
You always said liquor is bad
But yesterday I caught u romancing in it
As you staggered in its sweetness
The bitterness of your life was all evident
And your heat was upbeat...

Mama u made me hate me
Restricting me from indulging
mingling with the friends I treasure
Too bad you made me fatherless
After that stupid divorce
And now I witness you screwed
By life and all kinda strangers

I hate what I see, Because money can't buy my conscience
I Pity your soul, for evil Is full
I sneak every  night To enjoy the hard stuff
To sober up to the mood of our house
Am afraid that I  am practising it more than you
Am even so wrong because you did this.

So tell me why.?

Was freedom all you lacked?
Was his screws not satisfying?
was he not caring?
Was he the barrier to your success?
was he over controlling?

tell me know.... Win Win situation
am a badder character than you
am a bad ass than u think
Am now more digital criminal than you

Sunday, June 26, 2016

They never said

love doesn't pay rent
Wish doesn't make a deal
Love doesn't  pay bills
love can't be food
Love this Life at fall

It starts with a smile
Stays for a while
And complacency lights the bile
It's framed in different styles
And soon life happens

Rough starves enough
And when it gets stiff
Off the cliff
Beef Rocks and shock pokes

Monday, June 20, 2016

Sponsor

I  don't know what
For He is weak in all
Pathetic in Sex,
Worst in Budgeting

It was mission accomplished
When I  spotted his weakness
For he couldn't stand a push up cleavage
And my Figure 8 was an advantage
He couldn't imagine, he couldn't load
When I engaged my intentions gear
For I could hear him paralyze in wishes
And when I granted him the pass
He melted into squash lass

and His wallet was classical fat
Flattening all my worries
For life without these means
useless is the definition..
Luck knocked on my door step
And I watched all the Success bake my life
I couldn't avoid
Am 12 millions reacher
Nothing has happened
Except Sensual Exhibition
That he has never sampled
Never will he
for he is  a rich lazy
And can't stand  my striking beauty
That milks his cunt on sight

Friday, June 17, 2016

Never forgotten... God has you in his daily plans

Morning numbness
Morning  sharpness
morning freshness
Morning Brandness

He sails us In the turbulent
Waves of Life atrocities
And safely he never relents
To save Us from vanities

Humanity is devoured
Rotting in narcissism
Exploiting the last flavored
Nature of Life optimism

In the death bed every night
He protects our livelihood
Cuddles us past life plights
And Glorifies our evergood

Friday, June 10, 2016

Can't mother

You are my brother
You are my bloody relative
So why you a bother
Why you so shocker

You are always in crags
Always out of control
Always on the receiving End
Scary edge of irresponsibility

Do you expect me to mother you?
Do you expect me to be your babysitter..?
Chuck of the baby mantra
Medulla cannibalism

Grow balls, squeeze nuts
Freeze Laze... Scourge Immaturity
Diss inactivity, Drool Persona stool
Stand up for you

It's your life, choice, your voice
Live it, brief it, Grief it
I may be so wrong so wrong
But am certain Responsibility starts with you

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Days before I woke up

To say have never
will be the greatest lie ever
To say 1, then am not frank with me
I have loved...  men and more men
I thought I knew love
I thought I knew love
Yeah &  my thoughts were disqualified

1,2,  7....9 they came in a week
So weak with sweet  bits
Everyone assuring their spark
That Ignited the love core of their life
And the sweet lies tripled
And soon I was crippled
In love dogma and comma

I was shocked, things were Fading so fast
And the call came deafening
All along I was weakening
wearing out so fast
my patience mocked by new offers
And over & again... things were over
Thug love was all lag rough
And laugh bore sore

Weekends I had to pretend
prevent the advent of lies
Binding slay clays  &  less pays
and Hey I was an abandoned hay
for Nay am never ready for prey
I pray... I pray I pray

It was not close to love
That shit named love
It Has killed many
Betrayed millions
Duped and dumped continents
And the content in it
Is A pity Shit

Monday, May 30, 2016

Fine xx genes

Good brilliant and elegant
Beautiful mature and humbled
Respectable, acceptable and Invincible
Ladies Exist...

They are mightily dignified
Excellently sharp and down to earth
Choosy and concentrated with quality
Living authentically, sassy and loving

They repel mediocrity
they destabilize complacency
They Lead in fineness
They might shock you with humility

You may mistake their quietness
You may assume their presence
But when they rock they dominate
Stack wisdom pills like bills... Always

Sunday, May 22, 2016

That shit in life

They taste n test ladies more than shoes
They exchange them more than they change panties
They sample their flavors, texture more than tea or coffee
They make them wet more than rain showers them

Ladies weigh men's wallet more than their bodies
They value treat more than the latest health 
They Dumb loser's more than their shit
They fancy 6 cars in the parking than six packs

Youth are going to raves and pubs more than they go to churches
Ladies are walking so naked that everything is up for grabs
Boys are sagging trousers that you may think they have peeed on themselves
Mothers are going so single that it's like they are awarded trophies
Parents are going nuts that they are the best definition of live porn.
Preachers have gone Rogue that your wife and daughter are his morning glory.

Society is so stinking that we are praising Corruption
Jobs are so mean that you are questioned who sent you
Government is so fucked up everything is demonstrating
Churches have lost meaning that all Virgins practice their first crime there
Nation is so tribal that we losing meaning of humanity
And kindness is going so expensive that we trust nobody
Love is so flat that we fuck, flirt and fart and go flat
Bills are so numerous that everyone owes everyone even the Nation

And the laws are so flawed That we praise drug Lords 

And chase of money is so precious that we kill to earn life jackpots


Saturday, May 21, 2016

Issa issa

What a coincidence?
What an awesome incidence?
What an amazing prudence?
What a gorgeous privilege?

God's Miracles are exceedingly perfect
When they choose you
Choices to be nice and remain wise
Embrace each other's limitations
Assist them live fully

And my turn came,
A brother...oh no My father  came knocking
Needy was he,
But for sure  we couldn't have ever met
I walk on twos as he drives in the latest Fours
I live in Madogoporomoka
him Grew up in the Livy suburbs
And the perfect chance came
And nature took its course
But the privileges I enjoyed surprised my imaginations
He treats me like a son
Cares like the best father
And humbleness is his best definition

In his Palace I received an invitation
Blessing came knocking
I love him more than I could ever imagine
He is My Hero
My Hero Yes Issa Issa
My hero

May God keep you
Safe enough and protect you
Shower you extraordinary blessings
Open more and enhance your businesses
Widen your Empire
And give you peace of mind
Show favors Into your family
And bless every move of your life

Failed Miscarriage

Mothers go through a lot
Wondering why they even gave a shot
Short off thinking
Bending down and Sustaining that pain
That brought forth morning sickness
Vomits and first suicidal thoughts
To keep or abort, the failure of their choices
And hard they stick there
With answers untold and more dimness to clear
Nine months down
They receive the tough test
Bring life to life
Most strenuous option of her life
Months down the line
The creature grows like an inflated balloon
And soon school becomes stool
Lack of wisdom dominates
And cases come rapping
In cells and juvenile custody life begins
Mama is left wondering
Was  all that pleasure this useless?
Was all that toil so cursing?
Weed, hard liquor and rum
Turns breakfast, lunch and supper
Mama in despair cries out loud
Am losing touch with my own
Stray is her definition
Spreading legs apart for any visitors
And every son of the village know how she tastes
She is the savior of Men dry spell
I wish I bore a bread.. to feed my belly
And what was that again
My ova was a loss... overrated
The latest Mwendawazimu is my son
The mad prostitute is her daughter
And too the dead robber is her first borne
Mama wonders Katuku is the best doctor
And all along Halima is the chief pilot
Davis the president yet him, her and them are rotting
Wonders more how her well is confused
Brings good... yet they choose bad all the same...
Bad blood, good gene bad choice, poor parenting
Am sorry the Mama is also a product of failed Miscarriage.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Grand Toss

My name is liquor... that shit
that made your father stagger
I got your Grand peeing on himself
As your Mama being rescued from naked Sexiness

I have made your uncles get thorough beating
And your aunties lose their minds
I also made a genius, your great grand
He knows the right  portions of making me

2 Teeth are no longer
as well her Virginity is up for grabs
Love and hate Is in equal measure
And too I am made for different classes
And the more glasses the more the pluses

Your pastor and chiefs demonize me
Yet my rules are so clear
But you too got no ears
And with no right years
you already the master oh yeah

As you freak out in the tempo
And dance to the limbo
Tell your dad am sad
He was a silly nerd
That's why he locks you out

Am the obvious guest in all parties
I am transported in cans and tonnes
In their stomachs I sing Hallelujah
And in get together I tease your bosses for you
Am the rhyme master for your boyfriend too

Some are reading thing in the ecstasy of my greatness
and a family too I breaking up for me
To take over the thrill of an awesome companion
That I witnessed from Nothing to Ring.

I took away your  brother
For he never obeys anyone
Drink and drive is threatening life
Blame your choice not content
If you don't take care,  streets will host you tonight

Thursday, May 19, 2016

situmiki

Unanilobby Nikupe kura
Uendelee kula... Zile doo mnanitax kwa basics
Nikuajiri uzidishe utajiri
Na last week mlinilock outer ya company
Ati who send you...?
Na nikiwa absent kwa ballot
Mnalipa niende demonstration

Your son hajui hata bei mathree
Kwenu pia ni mbwa kali
That time nikila ugali
Mnashit mabei ghali

Umeeka wall plus soja
wakunisearch b4 Niland
Lick that slit and stick it on your pit

caught up

Am caught up trying being the greatest
Am caught up trying having the latest
Am caught up trying being the finest
Am caught up in my life quarter

I shutter in fancy of the this Insanity
Gadgets, fashion and fame vitality
Live to value or life to value got me to invalidity
As I crush this trash I end up in vanity

Am caught up by the beauty
Am caught up by the haste to chase
Moola.. I abort to maintain shorts
Am caught up in the courts

my wife is the disease of my health
She complain of everything and anything
My son is a Perfect dimwit
NO advice he values... More shit

I call no shorts on my  daughter
I only ear rumors of how great she can smoke
The seeds of beauty and lack of brains
But am caught  up in all that mess

I am caught up trying be real
Am caught up trying having no smiles
Caught up in me... Academic..
Caught up in duty and life lingerie

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Drunk

II want to be drunk
So drunk that u can't figure anything
I want to drown in this sweet liquor
I want to get home rolling in memories
I wanna find my crib through confusion GPS
I wanna be so drunk that my mind can jump start
Rock the stars we dance in the city
I wanna be outer my mind as I dance  to the Limb o
Earn the million dollars Dream
as I Drive the latest Porches
And as I roll over my life Bugatti
I will be so finely dancing in Cloud 16
And I jump in to chopper 001
I will be so assured smoke weed
works miracles...
Cookies will be my meals and I will sleepover
My pals Jacuzzi
As I count opportunity stars
All along Making the fucking money
And there i will be winning all soft hearts
Ladies courting my life
like my rich parking lot
And as I blow the last Dush
Smart and art will be so refreshing...
sign out as I tap out
Get more moola
Get more moola
I chant forever

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Cloudious

I wish I was the clouds
To freely fly high
As i swim past boundaries and continents
waving Goodbyes To odd friends
and good mornings to new pals
All along creating hope
For a new season
and when the heavy goes heavier
I release mercies to nations
Drop counts of fresh raw showers
And give them a rainbow warning
To prepare their lands
for a new cultivating season
For soon white will turn dark
And my tears will turn the land Green again
And Cattle, gazelles and gorillas
Will be dancing uncontrollably
Giving Thanksgiving to their maker
And It will refresh my memories
Of new beginning.

And as I coil over the tall mountains I will whisper wisdom with courage
Lobby the trees to grow taller
For I will be a daily visitor every morning.

And I will depart for a new journey
Of hope and fruition
in a new land
And they will sing praises to me
others will pray I stick much longer
as their colleagues ask for my quick pregnancy
And I promise I won't fail them
If not now in in future I won't.
So let me go... Let me cross the land
They need me more
Steal me away.. please  now
Your lovely Nimbus Clouds

Shake the wake

Peace is in Pieces
Please is in feces
Rogue Faces every places
Embrace is in Loose laces

Do we blame education?
Oh or is it the seduction?
Into Politico-tribal abduction?
Denting Democratic intuitions!

My country is bleeding
in suicidal dealings
Corruption flirt in all ceiling
More than Doubt is tribal seedings

Good people led by selfish hyenas
Selfless defenseless citizens
Anchored in retrogressive nomenclature
Bonded by Doom and Lord Goonship

Punctually they attend their diarrhea Kamukunjis
To  add insult nonchalantly  praise the crap dolls
With enthusiasm the blindly follow like Twitter
And as they sink into blood shed
they blame the smarter carnivals

Survival for the fittest
Is the amorphous Slogan
That Dread Normal mwananchi to a zombie
And with no job and high flow of dirty cash
We sell soul to slaughter our bro Saul.

Rich cunningness is catalytic
It divides and rules In glass class
with evil evidence snarling up life traffic
They Lead us in Graves and animosity
As they smile to the bloody money banks

But poor is so poor even in thinking
Advice they practice like litmus
As warning they strip in uncelebrated heroism
Drowning in Persona injustices
Assuming fifth class lifestyle
To please the tribal Lords..

They chant change change all over
and when they get a chance they change
For they feed us with our cash change
And we pretend all is just fine
And the lie rots year in-out
That can't  change even the wage bills

Aristocratic Fuss

They die... for lack of wisdom
They fry for lack of second thought
They try to fool the system behind
They live to ignore basic principles

we are in a world
where chase of money is our taste
Breakfast mother and holiday
We drink Hustle we flatten clubs
To fatten the accounts

Accidents are diminished
Freemasonry is increasing
Crude by will is a thrill
Yet they can't afford to remain chill

Fame is glorified
and to hell no body cares anymore
Souls hardened to monsters
While politics burns like plastics

Polluting the free space
of democracy and development
Chocking mutual existence
All along amplifying Tribalism

They are willing to be slaughtered
To praise their Lead pastors
Rogue like the friend politicians
Pestering them with life blindness

In podiums they hug
in stadiums they twerk
The real shark of humanity
Thrive in the man-eat - man ideologies

The systems they own
The money  belongs to them
The basics they control
all aliens of Humanity

Sunday, May 15, 2016

VVIP Snob

20 something minutes past 3am
Am panting in  fuming  dance floor
as I gasp to the diminishing oxygen
All along, Sweat is sucking the last
Pint of ma juiciness.... Am defiantly fainting
But the tempo of the musica is unavoidable
I hang on to the sweetness of the flamed crowd

I couldn't manage to hide my love for twerks
Kula kwa macho made me hard heard
on the bumps of the sexy Mombasa Beauties
who just turned in amazement with that facial...
😉Like for real? ¡
And there my eyes rolled in plain confirmation
Some joined immediately in the shakes
I felt so cool as we both took that,
"*aki wewe * break.... "
As we all smiled," to this what I wanted "

And this time round.... I run into this college friends
And am stuck, imagining,
Kwani where is this one place
I will be so free... that am not scared
caught offside by that spying familiar look
This is you?
or When did you start all these...?
And my mind is hugely choosing
Which perfect Matusi to release first
But my courtesy keeps me in  check
Then I walk down to her
Hi? Hi? Hi?
This repetition are clear the doubts
And to my naivety.... I ignore here gesture
extreme though she passes on,
Huyu anasema nini?

Am LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!
Is it a mistaken identify?
I draw my glasses to have a better look
No Guesses... My eyes confirm my archive is true
I Leave them and the argument with
A big Exclamation and more matope
I could see that Fading madharau giggle
What the hell does this dude need?.
He is so outer his minds....
Can't he stick, within his means
And there I wake to the Kamukunji
Laughing at me like a mwenda in the streets.

This boiling fury now came tripping
Demonic hullabaloo looming
and I swallowed that bitter sludge
as I vanished in the middle of nowhere
And before I could get this fresh air
Another gang of ladies come begging
Please assist us...
Wapii apo ?
and her Middle finger gave the directions
smiles smiles... Happiness came crushing

I obeyed the pretty lass
3 minutes later,,, Tusaidie kumuinua
She asks politely...
Damn it... this #Team has beauty
we Jerked and took her friend to a cool place
And my nursing tacts come in handy I give in to the request...
First Aid Massage
Therapist turns masseuse genius
And in seconds, she starts to wheeze
Assurance she still okay
And abruptly she wakes  up
there and then without any permit
hangs on my neck and Kisses come in tonnes
I play the simple man
only to realize the caller was getting jealous
With no haste pulls over her friends and gets on me
All my anger all gone and my mind
spinning like a pong.
and security floodlights
Abruptly terminate A morning glory
But a rematch is underway.
Six hours after meeting.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Am the plug

what the fuck was that
Niggahs you got to suck your cunt
wake up from your slumberland
Grow balls before you grill silly
Nuisant doll... A blank wanker
You talk big cash dream impossible
yet jiggers have an empire den
In your silly cochleas of stinky armpits
Scheme Plugs... dry fathead
Zero to Nil stitches
 
Broken Dwarf
wasted my time
filling silly Hustle tacts
belly button sewer
Fuck off and don't you ever dare
Tare my brain muscle share
you scare the hell in my brain sparks
You drown my ambitions with fuss
Lots money no work
More worries more stories
Am sorry Mr. short man
Until you get an inch past your brain cell.
then you will book a date with my intuitions

Constant

a million got nothing over you
Golds are all useless to your beauty
Diamonds are just worthless
To the greatness of your heart
Queen is an understatement
To the quality of your preciousness

Disease are toothless over health
Life is Bold and CapsLock
In my royal dens of lovecages
Baby Will you grant me the chance
To heal all your Love germs
Be the constant in my love equation
For life with you is Gold and Honey
constance Let's close the gap
With unity  and witty crown our vows

I felt your fading warmth
under  the pressure of sickness
The cold claws if germs
weakening your broad smiles
more to this Flattening
the Mountains of your glory
But don't you worry
I got the remedy bulldozers
Base Camp of militia...
All is gonna be fine.

Friday, April 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Neel

From the highest mountains
To the bottom of the deepest seas
Stars and angles of love
Are singing Happy birthday Granny.

A million greetings are flying
past thousand boundaries
Just to share the pearl of your life
and  affirm how blessed you are
More how treasured you remain
In the hearts of the ever caring family

64 is more than a number
But an archive of your prosperity
And a conqueror indeed.

as you blow the million candles of love
The Virgin flowers of your happiness
Are blooming rose-red
and tenderly as you are
Remember no hurricane can bury our love
For you. No tornado can a wash away our care.

and in the new beginning  of Life
May you find exceedingly abundant
Favors and blessings  from Our Father
and Further be anchored By bonds of family unity.
For your daughters, sons, Husbands Grandchildren and in laws
All celebrate you.
Happy Birthday Mama.

And from the soils of Africa
Am belated at your new dawn
Kenya proudly sings "Hakuna Matata"
As I stare to the naked skies
And beautiful shining stars
All congratulating you.
You are highly honored
And may you live to  see your great-grandchildren
The fruits of your gene.

Happy Birthday Neels 

Best Dad

Days have turned years now
Daddy you remain so dear
And I can confirm this
more than a million times
And on top of all towers
for your care is so amazing
and your love has remained everlasting

Dad you are the pillar of wisdom
Backbone of my success
and each passing day
Blessings, Lords favor and success
Is all I Pray from God.
To protect you
and provide you more wisdom
Multiply your efforts
as well magnify your generations

Dad you are the best thing
that ever happened In our lives
And Mama know this best
That we are safe In your hands
Dad don't you ever worry
No matter what happens in your life
For we will always be there dad
To support you each passing day
and comfort you, in any situations of Life

Dad as Mama sleeps in the coaches of eternal peace
Her angels of care, protection and love
Are always watching over us
Giving us tender care...
my dear brother and I will always be there
Forever and ever.. your dearest  Sons.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Daddies New Baby.

Enough with the sweet words
Aroma that feeds mind and soul
with appetite of possibilities
Dreams that have overstayed
In the cobwebs of slums.

Binding lies of inconsistencies
Hoping for heavens to fall
and what happens is guerilla hurricanes
Of my haunted feeling
waiting forever for a niggahs grow
and crow.

We can't eat money... feed my honey
I need a gentleman.. not hotdogs
with only bed power minus brain power
Amass wealth I wait
in absence of humility
For no hope no cope

A flower needs water
For more bloom to boom
so leave the room
of confusion mantra
Grow balls and plough your garden

Baby baby.. I wanna be your dad's
Baby.. To show you how real men roll
Don't call me at all.. Until you grow tall
in  your budgets and gadgets
A burger of power.

Chase that choice

Money, no money
Life Must roll,
Lick and Lick the balls of Hustle
Muscle up the lollipop of sweat
and dung the charity of you efforts

Get Mad with Monday
As weekend knocks cuddle the pains
With Hope and new dawn
of realities. Don't give a fuck
with their nasties
Niceties of Success await

Mind your business
As you slash your weaknesses
Bellies of indecency
will seduce your idleness
Starving them with pot-bellies
Of impossibilities
courtesy of unwanted indulgence

Flow up the rough row
Blow up the damn blow
Sore the futile of sow
And don't fail to dhow
The claws of slow
stroke the poke of hawk

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

#LightAFire

Burn... Burn them all
Stockpiles of inhumanity
For they Lack soul
To spare the wild-soul
For they burnt the bans
And still went ahead
To kill and steal their life's

Worth a living, Is more than a word
For Its their daily prayer, when dawn breaks.
And as they lie to sleep..
they pray to be protected
from the devil eyes of the enemy
For their right of existence
Is dictated by the witty of the monster
God Our Master  Grant wild a Chance

They wanna dance
To the shakes of their ornaments
That cost a life of a bull... Elephants
60yrs of existence .. Is this a joke?
And they  all smile, as their bank accounts swell
with evil Ill money..
Trading to finality
the natural beauty of Africa.
Bombing true ornaments of the jungle
Elephants, the Masters of coexistence

They manipulate the systems
to feed the hungry Asian markets
For cultural gratification...
But don't you realize they are
worth more than just trophies?

As you kill at will...
Remember you kill African economies
As Shoot to kill.. More harm is real
As you smile to the Successful captures
Kenya bleeds the pains of loss
As you celebrate to the booming businesses
Kenya is sinking in multiple losses
Of diversity and morality

You have advanced technologies
to match the enhanced efforts
But remember we won't relent
We will fight to the last blood drop
To ensure all are safe
In their natural ecosystems
As we preserve them for future generations
To enjoy the beauty of our efforts and nature.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Mama Am Sorry

mama am sorry to fail you
I promised to be good
But the scripture that life provided
Goodness was so virtuous
It was a painful choice
but rather  a liberating one

I scribble this... with red eyes
I know you curse my actions
Too bad I got no reverse gear
For neither your life is a success story
Am too handcuffed to say beyond this
But I won't stop baffling why?
He  still chose to batter you all night
And went ahead to stick..
Stick with this sweet-Daddy
Who could pin and pin more
His co-wifes on your watch
and  as rough pain of moans hyped
You were forced In the wagon of threesome
Mama I know you choose to swallow
the plain pains of masculinity
Glad you had the grace to still hold on.

Mama, they never spared me though Since I knew this sweet Sin
They have shared and shared
my golden sausage like gifts
With countless females...
that I hate why and still ask what
Can tame this men's infidelity.

Mama love was so crude then and absent
Till I met my lost she-rib
That flaunt my heart with happiness and joy
Always and always...
Her kisses tell the bitter truth of men
as well my caresses flush my bitterness
Of those lousy hands that maneuvered
Into my personal secrecy with betrayal
And trotted merciless to Jerk satisfaction

Mama,  My love knows best, what men can do
what they are able plus the malice they use
I love her genius proceeds
am sorry I gonna by her

Expensively Cheap

The flames of fame
have been so hot
on spot that I spit
this bitter shit
to clear the shoddy scam
that cover up my sham
every time I am on a cam
Come on this indecent cum

Publicity matches perfectly a disease
that I a cant decease to insist
has tainted my livelihood
more celebrity mayhem
and paparazzi craze
I no longer enjoy me
doing me or living me
a community sign board
is the rand they brand

A documentary life is the fuss
lamentations mounting on my thoughts
no shorts no slots
of freedom and free will

my marriage is always on check
movements all monitored
every step daily doctored
I hate fame I hate the fuss

I need Me back,  simple and low
living normal life...
free to choice and opinions
I don't have to be in make ups
anymore.. I don't have to be on magazines
I don't wanna any endorsements
Can someone please let me be
Shower space and freedom
Wisdom of celebrity
for more rumors roam my life
more life and juicy crap
they wanna taint my name
to earn cash clash on their banks
But I need me...  Simple like air
free like I never
walked in the publicity scenes

Monday, April 25, 2016

Made for me. Lemonade

My pillows are now soaking
I cannot believe am stuck in this
3am and still waiting
No call no response.. Nothing
Am impatiently scared of safety
is everything okay with me or us?
deafening frying silence is mutilating my peace, love and care
betrayal is the hogwash in my dead Sea

am I enough for him
then tonight he must get the best
Love nuts from my secret vineyard
For I wanna feed his starving desires
To saturation that he never imagines
Anything that has equally what I possess
Can't allow anyone else quench his appetite
For if love is suicide then I am loving carcass
Died the first day I Went down drowning
In his sweetened Love romantica

In the end... He still does what dogs enjoy best
Jungle master... Slashing in all wetlands
poking his shovel for a pie anytime
feeling wasted is all I lament most
My swamp was made for him
Am Dump, can't imagine I ignored
His slow silence and diminishing comments
Of how he ever enjoys
My madness... as he used to
when we tried all the bend over on the ocean cliffs
memories that traumatized my existence
But the fact that I can't let go
Yes he has his binoculars on a fresh prey
Slaps with demonic facts
Am no more his favorite
Carte Blanche My foot.

This trues reality is no more a secret
what more than a pu**y does a man need
He dumps you and fuck another
yet still has an open cheque to wank
on my best friends pu**y lips muscle As the enjoy the sacred yoghurt for my health
Am damn dead. In denial and trial
Vengeance and lessons is all I wanna commit
To let them understand...  how it felt
To be treated lesser... more as an option
But too am in a mix... am jealously INTO him
Made for me... ONLY ME.

Darling Devil

I know you are selfish
I will treat you kindly
I know you are cruel
I will handle you with care
I know you are rude
but bro, my love will add in millions
I know you don't care about the rest
in turn I will pat your shoulders with smiles
I know you are arrogant
as well I will cushion our friendship with love
many hate your indecency
but I will embrace your mistakes
everyone curses your existence
don't worry I will shower you with joy
Every city talks Ill about you
And once more I will be the remaining pillar to hold you.

Friday, April 22, 2016

7.57AM.........!!!

waiting... waiting
is the longest time we all suffer
the derailed patience and panic
that release traumatic acid
the Success failure transition
But that wait.... Is expensively painful

The stomach crumbles in feign
the mind shutters in complexities
and the thought of the unknown
leaves us begging in wishes
and as we strain to beat the deadlines
Times scares hell outer finite

And in every passing second
the brain shivers in tense
and fingers fell wet in despair

That situation and that moments
punishable by unfitness
squanders all our hope and renders us vulnerable
That Wait... is the deepest breath of life

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Till we meet Again... Kalekye.

All the good and crazy moments
All the pure Smiles and joy
All GONE!!!
Cruel is more than a Word
Especially when a loss, is end of life
shutting all the great memories
That we ever shared Dearest

No goodbyes, no alerts
And Just Like That!!!  Just Like that!!!
You bid us farewell...
I wish I could rewind time,
To enjoy More and watch over you
As angel roll down from Heaven
And up, Carry you in a chariot
And will be singing "it's well with my soul"

We now choose to celebrate your life
The best fond memories and time we Had
For Our Gracious Lord is ever Faithful
and His time is always the Best
Princess, as our cheeks flood in tears
we are happy with all the amazing times
That we graciously shared together
and as you rest in Eternal Peace
Your care, love, joy and kindness remains.

Your warm touch is irreplaceable
For a caring Mother was she
a sister, brethren plus a daughter
To a lovely family parents still remain as we content with the smooth
and soothing care and boldness you shared.

Sweetheart,  Your presence was an all time gold
your joy and love all universal
Too bad now I feel the numbing silence
with more memories than answers left
it's so freaking I can't sum up your life
In books or episodes
For darling I miss everything from you already.
weeks yet seems years
Till we meet  again
For our Lord God Almighty
Loved you extraordinary.

"Kalekye lives on, in our hearts and life's"

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

On On

My love beach
No bitch can underestimate
Equality  at neutrality
Ooh gracious all at one level

So sweet, no class no plus
All naked for the bitter salt waters
No flatter no hierarchy
All beauty at display
Boss and the messenger all dancing same tunes.

As the waves go higher 
we dump our odd memories
waive our differences and embrace togetherness
hug the lovely diversity... smooth our existence.


Saturday, April 16, 2016

Freak the slit

I watched as your ass made the turn taking
I was present when what your Mama gave you confused men
I was very on, when your twerk Jerked all men
I was so on, when you horniness made men stammer
I was awake when you made the tactical catwalk
I witnessed, when your boss couldn't accommodate your sexiness
I was so awake when all men salivated at your slit rocks.

and as u bubbled his Mr Victor
It was so evident u were dripping
as the last drops of his milky shakes dropped
in moans that's all you rocked
as you went down and slowly low
every stake your neck was appalling
and when you shove that smear
in shakes the world was all in tremors
and we baked the cakes of love
the aroma galore was intensely curated 

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Bloody Gene

I got headaches
I suffered migraines
I committed abortion
All along as I suffered
Just imagine

As the day chocked my vision
All along castrating my hopes
Pity rusted my passion
As hard rides flooded my soul
Just imagine

As I lay comfortable in my dream coaches
Traversing oceans of riches and wealth
Enjoying the sunbath of the Florida beaches
I succumbed to the accidents of reality
Just imagine

And  here I sat scratching the itch
With plain pains of just imagine
The dreams so sweet than cream
Miscarriage mission active
Now the loss that I can't Imagine

Monday, April 4, 2016

A Day in Heaven

I have done more harm than good
I witnessed  the first drop off her hymen
In their first Intercourse over honeymoon
As I secured  family men under the caves of side chick
I am all aware of your nude! 
My name is Mr Lodge

Am the Devils workshop
Where I tighten and break simultaneously
But am heaven send for all fishy deals
As I hide and deleted the evidence always
All along sipping juiciness in my hotel jacuzzi

After our the last get together
Am so pleased for the games you had in my showers
As you kiddishly sprinkled love aroma everywhere
And retired in sexy romantic moans
And in the morning! I locked all the secrets

It's here where my boss gave in to my floss
As I tossed her she surrendered to the loss
Made me prince of her territories
All along panting to the shakes of the shackles
And I remained loyal!  To all my royals

Next time get easy
Don't bang my doors as you loosen your belts
Please dearest don't hang on my walls 
Keep off my floors
Before you cry to my laws
As I give full reports  and evidence :through the lens of Lodges.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Stars burning in the Bars

Success without appreciation
Prosperity without gratification
Wealth without satisfaction
As the hurt crumble in pair
As I retire in the deafening caves of my mansion

Fame a sulphurous flame
Corrosive and bitterly eating
My soul into total rejection
That am never happy about my life
For am the iconic shadows of personality

Happiness is below zero degrees
Freezing the miasma of public gratification
At the same time exfoliating my health riches

My partner is Mr alcohol
Am feeble for dating his allures
That have worsened my relation
With persona and fan base
For a living skeleton in my truest
With no share of success in self
But an advert for the gigantic population

They think am satisfied
The hope am the happiest
They imagine am the dopest
They wish to follow soot
But remember  celebrity is curse
A liability to self actualization
And a debt to life assurance

Lonely, useless,  with more material than moral
Moron sycophancy at climax
Useless praises in the desert of livelihood
And as I retire I regret being so  publicly famous 
But so lonely and orphaned internally

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Slow showers

The shower was splashing like a fall
And the background music remained soothing and Echoing
Tranquility of the two were resonating
As I ventured calmly in the Holy mission

I knew it pains at first
I was all aware it was her debut
And hence I increased the bass
And the jacuzzi heat was on hit
I maintained soft persistent scrubs

Rainbow joined the dance
And soon all the raindrops laced us
And  With the tantalizing musica concoction
I was the right  time for play
Ass pass and here was my lass

I tapped her milks smoothly
And she tossed her mama's pride
She rubbed against my arm enticingly
And deeply I felt her flickering tension
Mississippi banks was now flooded

Girl got guts... She rolled over perfectly
All along I was spying her lovely naivety

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Head on conclusion

Go ahead and filter all the images
Go ahead and crop the pictures
Enhance the camera megapixel as you wish
Edit those snapshots as you can
But remember!
No rubber can erase your Ill character
No fountain can hide your evilness
No camera can clean your shit
And no snap posture can overshadow your atrocities
Go ahead and buy the expensive clothes
Go ahead and guzzle all the fossil gases
Go ahead and enjoy the extravagant beaches
Go ahead and fill your bank accounts
But remember!
No money is worth your eternal life
No experience is super than happiness
No expensive gel, can wash away your wrongdoings
And no wealth is greater than your health.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

No more Beg.

Take my breath away
I beg now and so now
Please don't postpone further
Life remains an unanswerable puzzle 

Enough with the tussles
Am so done with your failures
Pulling and tearing my efforts
Cancerously with  no mercy

This is the cry in every hood
Life pegged under money bondage
And opportunities too robbed 
Slashing hope into whines

Pain of the lost coins
It's Truth of my heart stains
Drained by unfair life
Leave and leave forever. 

Am so done with unfruitful dates
Can't you see my withering hope
Stop this flop  I need to cope
Remain Dope and roll at the top

What's this life secret
That my conspiracy theories fails
Every time I remain cool but u still fool
Am done with  so done...  

I got a grenade for yee
Am ready to terrorize you forever
You will regret why you ever dreamt this
You will be a forgotten rot

Your atomic bomb is ready
The mission is so mature
And I assure you will be a kaput
Uproot and shoot to clash flat..

Can't Go, Won't Go

Holy heavens... Am torn between this situation
What should I break first
The covenant or the glasses
Ooh please can someone crush this great memories
That keep knocking every time
Cementing the relationship that is so bad in dead-end 

My archives are full of her memories
My library is dominated by her love cards
And every morning, her  portrait waves
Squeezing the best love I got 

I so bad want to forget her
I so bad want to be free again
But queen you terrorized all my love territories
My liquor got nothing over your charm
Your drama is the best  scene I wanna replay
No other place I would rather be
Than in your warm hands cuddle
No lyrics is magnetic
Than your "take care honey"
No kiss is exponential
Than your forehead sleep warm baby. 

 
Am in this shambled jungle
Waiting for our love break-time
To come into an breakthrough mode
As I crush the selfish character
And embrace your weaknesses
For am miserable without you.
Am a scam without you
And don't wanna be in love spam anymore
 
Come back home
Let's build this empire together
Unifying our efforts
And dividing our differences
As we multiply our abilities
And March into eternity..
Until death do us apart.
Forever and ever
Amen!

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Notorious Gap Of Life.

Good life
Is always the wish of many
Rich to the poor
For Life starves many souls.

The rich wish to be happy
The sick hoping to be health again
Yet the poor are seeking wealth
Life is a true test.

The rich sleep under surveillance
On daily basis they are under guard
Too stingy are they...yet they rot in whining
More problems more troubles 

Cosy apartment, latest posh locomotives
Yet sound sleep is a dream
Families crumbling in all directions
Love is the sour berries of their life 

Jealous rocking the heart
Wishing world would be fair enough
For you to win a charity
To ascribe to a great lifestyle

What you own today
Is Gold for many
Hoping they could get an opportunity
To show you how best you underutilized it.

Poor sleep on hungry stomachs
Yet they afford to smile to the naked morning sun
Embrace each other in hope
Zealous to make it in life.

They afford a sound sleep
Under the numbing night coldness
As they coil in togetherness
United knowing God is their Guard.

Happiness is life's ultimatum
Healthy peaceful daily procession
Marching on in merry
Love and care sealing the bonds.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

When Y is all the X

It was all toppled by an X
A marvelous sin engagement
That made me a criminal again
My Ex buttoned my life wire
I couldn't deny her the once golden  moments
After this incidence my X tally hits 8
Oh! Too bad they are the best crime I ever enjoyed
Am guilt of my offense...
But why? Why?
A rematch is always unlucky
Red cards of my relationships
Enemies of themselves
Am left alone, single again
Am afraid I don't need to venture anymore
This omen is killing
I wanna settle for once
But why why?
Could Sly be the worst girlfriend I had
She couldn't let go
She has  broken 2
And too they also can't let go.
Why can't I be free again?
Why and you are all my Ex's?
So what next after the 3some Ex's  xxx?
Let me be! I wanna settle. Now!
After an xxx always yyy..

Digitalia Madness

More and more selfies
More updates and more retweets
Hahaha more of this mess
No contact less reality
Fake personality more craze
More nude-ness & madness
Less talk more stalks
Expose of more crap and dupe
More filters  more litters
Shit on the fact sheets..
They work daily to look perfect
Shopping to impress not express
With more follow backs and break ups
Nuisances products of looseness
No Hi more high.
Selflessness lost meaning
When selfishness
Humanity was buried
The day we dated survival for the fittest
Compassion lost taste
The night logic got into an accident
dated greediness
They wanna be socialites
As leaders wish to be influencers
Youth working hard to feature in graduates list
Geeks of sheep mentality
Following blindly the shepherds laze
Fools of character and personality
As they pose for those great clicks
Uploading steaming videos
To imprison these idols
Fuss of the unknown
More bets more hoping
Less work more social disgust
All ready to remain trending
Trading character  for fame
Pleasing the unseen
A trap of pure madness

Pompous Flops

In the shines of that beautiful smile
Lies a ruthless monster
In the glamour of her amazing charm
Is a pretentious rascals
In the amazement of her great jokes
A true mess in action
In the conspicuousness  of her make ups
Is a spying character of doom

In the public display of affection
Lies the stratum of deep scars
Deep hurts and cuts
Only sealed  with plastic smiles
When you see them happy on the aisle
My grand pities the hurricane  ahead
In the brightness of the wedding vows
Lies the bitter secrets of Life.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Life

World is a true monster
The only fierce disaster a man faces
With it ever daily insatiable demands
Alarming with extremities
A joke needs no entertain

Just life in its truest aspects
has all products... chances and opportunities
fierce and freedom... lies and flies
Highs and HI.
Life live at its cream

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Last gasp of football

Dear football..
I no want headaches anymore
Disappointments everytime
A gambling that am not ready
I get no satisfaction
When you earn millions
As pain eats my intestines
In acidity of frustration
Hope without actions
Dead is indeed Wake up to the call
Make glory and merry

Fanatism is twice a disease
Addiction that cracks the mind
With unending faith.
We can no longer wait
You don't have to hate
More to love what's beyond your control
Be content with the results
A choice of personal decisions.
Am an amateur...
To success without hardwork
To vision without mission
As well as efforts without objectives.

Please don't date my heart
OH dear don't you ever confuse my goals
Am here for entertainment
Not to swallow tears of bitterness or failure

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Sweet crap

Am made of this sweet crap
Insanity of being the best version of me
Taking chances, risks and challenges at will
For I know I will... Win
Win my guts and explore my abilities
Learn to lean back and
Draw conclusions from experiences
observe
I got no apologies
Life is survival... A crucial ritual
No time to whine
Rather be fine and refine
Option and choices
To shine like a diamond ball
And as opportunities knock
Grab that crap and overlap
The wasted time and be victorious
Am silly to my imagination
For I will date all of them in turns
Until I get fruitful returns
Am Gonna cling on... Stay on
Try harder, push harder that pus
Puff puff pass to the bins
Victory is my DNA history
Triumph not tribulations
Hero not zero
I got myself to be truthful to
A personality to manage
A character to maintain
A livelihood to ascribe to.
Am Son of a King
Born  a conqueror.
I can  chest thumb, and dump
Your misconceptions n decisions
Keep you opinions, or scions
This ma damn life
Mind ya business
Before I troll your nuisance.
Get a life.

Calculus of Life

Life starts with a warm welcome
Only to end in a fateful goodbye
And as the sun razes it's harsh flare
In waiting are heavy rains...
And after a dull darkness
At dawn dew of hope pours Hence after start always a stop
And before you reach the top
Always a bottom.

In the departure of life journey
Destination of myriad options awaits
And in health we celebrate
Only to be feeble on our sick beds
Life is a sweet sweat seasons
As winter shocks in freeze
Summer rocks in sunshine
With investment awaits withdrawal
The cheque and balance of life.
Have faith and hope
As you learn how to cope and weather
Life flops that are merciless
Too bad they are inevitable
And requires preparation
Cling tighter and be strong
And as lessons come in handy
Use them to build unbreakable dyke
For future holds unknown
Get your army activated
As you maintain strong vision.
Aluta continua

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Walk of Greatness

"If I ever let my head down, It will  just be to admire  my shoes." This is a very vibrant  statement  among ladies but talking of greatness,  it got nothing  if you have never walked in the thick vineyard of elegance.

Today am I wanna spare 20minutes off my  betting routine and analytics to share a million dollar advise to our campus ladies, women and also some girls to save them some obvious ridiculous embarrassments. This is confidential hence only a mature stance deserve a feather ink assertion of these  facts.

Dressing is both an art and lifestyle but more to a lady it's the most distinguishing  aspect ever observed in history. Shoes are  speech masters communing million information to the world.  While most short campus  ladies choose  high heels to torment gravity and enhance posture for that hot spiced kiss from her Crush Murume TDH hunk,  the entire campus female fraternity is rushing between different kilometers lecture halls on "condoms".  Okay.... As you  all know "Uliza Kiatu"  was inclined to men's lifestyles  but for sure ladies have the roughest experience with this...  Comfy or impress?  I wonder !  Dear ladies, with your five inch borrowed  high heel,  take care, this may be the  curse of your  lifetime especially if you  are a beginner. Of what necessity is it walking  on streets  like a drank giraffe  or else a scarecrow under the pressure  of  the whirling wind only  to break your leg and sustaining serious scars impressing for a dime coin.

Madem wa Kampo ni kudunga Condoms... For the few unaware of this streets slang, "condoms"  are the wash and ware plastic light shoes.. Usually very cheap and convenient within a comrades budget.  This is the YANA of campus ladies. Thank God they fit perfectly.

More to that, women must observe the dress code ethics ,  season  and reason to the latter. You don't have to  go expensive to look classical;keep it simple and brief. Campus seasons vary greatly from ones desires, passion and commitments. As Mary and Joseph go for Bible study in the chilling weather of Mau complex on the toughees...  Miss Kinyanjui and Jerop are meandering from one Baba  Pima Street gig to the other on those stilettos. As well dear ladies, before you grace farewell your flirt master plus your part time friends Mr. Mirror remember the reason behind the choices you  make for foot ware is always limited to several factors. First no matter how bad you wanna wear on your heels,  a rainy day will automatically be a mess.
Also in as much as you wanna rock that hike in Rift Valley or Mt Kenya where truth and dare crack off that burning tiresomeness;  sandals, or gladiators are a No!   No! Also for safety during the cold and chilling plus rainy days ensure you keep your body warm and in this case boots are a major preference. Work outs are important for all women, it keeps them fit, fly and maintains amazing personal health. For those burning calories or else jogging to hasten digestion while Kalondu walks to look for job in the wee hours or evenings, a comfortable rubber shoes  or sneakers are the best.

To seal it all,   ladies are the gem and roses of life. The perfect appetizers or garnishes of humanity. From their giggly emoji faces to their bamboocha body curves that make men ogle side to side due to a spoil of variety,  it's evident that their conspicuous foot ware that match their leggings is an all time jackpot.  As we all know every day to a lady has an hashtag that automatically dictates what they need to wear.

If you lack this five different pairs, then you need to hit that shopping mall soonest and save your wardrobe the embarrassments
1. Heels( kitten and high heels)
2. Boots (ankle, rain)
3. Stilettos
4. Flats( ballet and sandals)
5. Sneakers ( canvas)

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

That special Scar

She is pregnant
With hope for survival
A vengeance that throb deeper
After endurance of the rough cut
Bleeding the tears of traditions
Seedlings of persona injustice

As she wailed,
My heart soothed in praises
Relaxing to the joy
A new queen has been crowned
As the cock crowed I sealed her cork
Scavenger at dangers...they ululated

They robbed my gold string
The pearl of my womanhood
And the pride of my personality
Its now rotting in the garden of traditions
Oooh! Why why why....
I feel empty I feel flat...its that harsh.

These women raped me off my dignity
The scrapped all that made me high
Under the deafening pains of the dying candles
I could feel their shadows scrabbling
Feasting on the only treasure I had
Cannibals of humanity, disgrace to purity.

They said it's only the highway
Of acceptance n livelihood
A trace back to the roots
And in humiliation I sustained
The scar star of my vigilance
NEVER! NEVER! NEVER AGAIN.

Sick speak

Am sick with this stick
That's Stick n stick
Seek and lick
From the beak of meek
Make it weak n bleak
Every week all peak...
It pick n pick
A flick n bleak
I speak but am still sick.

Blacks in Redpool ..

From their cries ,wails and pains
Our forefathers, we can't ignore further
Dying in toils, as beast of your gardens
Ruthless souls, yet you still want us forget?
Forget !!! Recall the boats that capsized
Consuming millions of our grannies souls
Its still fresh , in our flesh
The ships n whips, their sweat ;it lives on
Get hungry or bury your ill behaviors
The executions n manipulation; still lives on,
You took our land n squashed our freedom
Enslaving our traditions, n lifestyles
Chronic Phonies with inept treaties
Experts of falsehood n threats

Your deeds bleed deeper
In our veins once again
All in vain and the pain
So plain will soon fly into your plains
Their wrath is a path we can't stun
Indeed read this creed
Before advancing your greed.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Granny knows best

Granny knows best
How dreams decay with time
How helplessness is worth
How miscalculation is heinous
How poor choices cost
How ignorance is fatal
How persistence is important
As well as hope...

Granny goes slow
Tactfully n always sure
Takes chances strategically
Focuses on perfection than critics
Remains calm when necessary
Observes more than he/she talks
Meditates more on unattained goals
And guides prudently

He whines at repeated mistakes
Gets furious on proud heads
Leads a pack by wisdom
Delegations a key ingredient
At the fire place tales
Only goes best selling
With narratives n teachings unmatched
A counselor of life
A control experiment for the growing
Relaxes more .....sleeps more
Granny dear granny....

Granny is well tortured
By life n its commitments
Failed accomplishments
Unattained goals n benchmarks
Feels stupid n unworthy
Don't care attitudes demolished
For his future is on other rough battalions
Energetic but thick to wisdom
Jackasses of advice n wisdom
Lazy bunches of daydreamers
No priorities no loyalty
Phony in making
Copycuts of life operations
The greatest scum of humanity
Useless block heads
Granny knows best

Granny knows best.
His parents sang n sang
The songs he is singing today
Barking in control....
To see if life straightens.
Eliminating the speed bums
On life superhighway
My granny knows best.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Where is your Daughter?

Where is your daughter?
In the busy streets!
Exploiting the last bits?
Of her wits ?
To make ends meet?
In the break of the night
She shines so bright
You may take this light
But she is freezing on sight
Trading the to finality her dignity
Pantiless and braless
she crisscrosses the city
No pity everyone wanna drink in her city
Exposing the most sacred
Breaking all commandments
Covenants so hard to honor
Under the pressure of survival
She lures n ensures
all these men assure
As they insure her 
Satisfaction of the stomach
Storm arc of her lifestyle
As u snore to the drowning dreams
She shouts to the pain of the pin
As you overturn on bed
she overturns her body in-turns
As you frees you boobs to flow
She draws tighter to the squeezes
As you bend to pray
She bends over for prey
As you pull your blankets over
She rolls her skirt shorter
As you wake into the morning glory
She has been driving this lorry all night
Dripping in wetness of toughness
Freezing in the numb cold all night
Spreading wider her Red sea
For all fisherman to row
She knows all the doctrine
She dresses best in the latrine
She has even acting
To the cannibals of survivals.
Low and Crow  this ain't all...
Beauty plus hopelessness
Sweet city plus pity
Dirty  party without witty 
Who is to blame?
MAMA ! Where is your daughter?

My Love,

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